Martynova doesn’t know anyone in the Russian mafia.  She hates vodka.  She does know a guy named Vadik.  She referred to him her cousin but I think he’s really a friend not a relative.  He has a farm up near Paint Creek.  He was fine with us coming up there at 3 AM to threatenContinue reading “Balance”

Plié and Relevé

Martynova did come back with a hammer.  I couldn’t go through with it.  Maybe it was because of the hammer.  Brought back bad memories.  Maybe if she had come back with a screwdriver I would have tortured a man.  I don’t like to think about that.    After I declined her off she sat on the porch smokingContinue reading “Plié and Relevé”


If anyone ever thought about magic being real most people would assume that you have to be smart to do it.  In fantasy stories wizards are old and wise.  They have old busy wisdom beards so you know.  They have to go magic school for hundreds of years.  They live in towers, the smartest kind ofContinue reading “S-M-R-T”

Hot in Abilene

I don’t know anyone believed my bounty hunter story or if they didn’t care, or if they all went back inside to call the cops, but no one came out to do anything in response me choking out their apartment manager.  Once he was out I went into the apartment and saw Rose Red’s sister slumped overContinue reading “Hot in Abilene”

Goodluck the Somali Juggalo Bounty Hunter Episode 1

Rose Red shares an apartment with GoodLuck Johnny the Somali Scourge.  Does that mean he is Somali or that he scourges Somalis?  He looked like a white dude to me.  There can’t be an anti-Somali gimmick can there?    After I got out of the shower Johnny GoodLuck was in the living room playing video games with MasterContinue reading “Goodluck the Somali Juggalo Bounty Hunter Episode 1”

The stars at night, Are big and bright

I worked a Texas Death Match with Rose Red the Texas Vampire in Lubbock.  Lubbock is in Texas if you weren’t sure.  This battle took place in glamorous Prima Vista Events Center in Lubbock Texas.  That particular venue has no locker room.  After our match I was sitting outside in the parking lot bleeding and having aContinue reading “The stars at night, Are big and bright”

Amazing Grace VS Palaestra live from the Isle of Lesbos

The NOW!-NTWF-LWA-EPAP “Supertour” has been going well so far.  I feel like I’m getting back into the swing.  A few years ago some wrestlers who wanted a free cruise scammed their way into doing a show at sea.  I’ve heard it was a disaster.  It caught out on anyway.  BBQ sauce man “pulled some strings”Continue reading “Amazing Grace VS Palaestra live from the Isle of Lesbos”

Also not to be confused with Mason “the Abilene Dream Machine” Kincaid

NOW! Profession Wrestling, North Texas Wrestling Federation, Longhorn Wrestling, and El Paso Arena Pro are combining for a series of “super” shows.  Shows not just across the Lone Star state of Texas but in such exotic faraway lands as Little Rock Arkansas, Evanston Illinois, Tempe Arizona, and Mulvane Kansas.  They promised me bookings for theContinue reading “Also not to be confused with Mason “the Abilene Dream Machine” Kincaid”

He’s not wrong but you don’t need to say it

I tweeted out my next show dates and a dude responded by saying that having sex with me must be like laying naked on a pile of Legos.  A few hours later when I was a gas station a guy in line made fun of my Velcro wallet with baseballs on it.  And then inContinue reading “He’s not wrong but you don’t need to say it”

On to Columbus

How much does someone owe you if you save their life?  Everything.  In truth even if you save someone you can’t trade on their goodwill forever.  That’s extortion.  I saved you so you owe me.  Not cool.    Lucy floated me some money to help Andrea and Cassie get relocated.   She told me that she doesn’tContinue reading “On to Columbus”