There’s so much to love

Ginger Rock grabbed me and pulled me into an office.  It’s not normally that easy to manhandle me.  I tried to knock his hands away but he was strong as fuck.  Before I could cast my strength spell and push back, I was in there and he slammed the door.  Next thing he did wasContinue reading “There’s so much to love”

You can’t fight city hall

I’ve been working a loop for NOW! Pro Wrestling.  I got a parking ticket at a show.  The promoter told me that all I had to do was go down to the courthouse and they would take care of it since I was supposed to be there.  Normally I’d ignore something like that but sinceContinue reading “You can’t fight city hall”

Thou shall not kill, J/K

I deleted a “sorry if you’re religious and this offends you” opening because saying that isn’t going to make anyone who would get offended not get offended.  I don’t mean anything by it is the point.   I’ve been listening to the Bible in the car and I noticed the app has a function where itContinue reading “Thou shall not kill, J/K”

Irresistibly Hot

Even though I don’t have the money to spare, I stopped at the luxurious Holiday Inn Express.  I couldn’t handle another night in the car.   At the front desk they told me I had enough rewards points for a free night stay.  So the ID Lucy gave me must be for a real person andContinue reading “Irresistibly Hot”

Net earnings $87.43

I had to call Kim and Doug to help get me some bookings.  It’s depressing how quickly people forget about you in this business.  Maybe they never knew is the problem.  In Genesee Depot, Wisconsin, some drunk assholes tried to steal the ring while it was being loaded into the truck.  In Marblehead, Ohio, “Fanatic”Continue reading “Net earnings $87.43”

OOC – The rich bastard’s guide to magic

I watched a couple episodes of Futureman and based on that I think I’ll throw Eliza Coupe into the mix for casting Grace when this highly popular and very successful blog gets turned into a Netflix show. She’s a little too short though so Mackenzie Davis is still in the lead probably with Betty GilpinContinue reading “OOC – The rich bastard’s guide to magic”

I feel confident I can do this 8-11 more times without consequence

Ashley spent a lot of time explaining what a raw deal she got.  Lucy did the same when I first met her.  Ashley explained how being a Cuban woman meant that she was screwed.  Even though she graduated top of her class at Northwestern and she’s very smart.  She told me about how smart sheContinue reading “I feel confident I can do this 8-11 more times without consequence”

Hello, my name is Margaret

I stayed with Lucy for a couple days.  She did project manager stuff in her office while I got my pump on in her home gym.  It is nicer than 80% of gyms I’ve been in.  And I’ve been in a few.  You can only work out so much so I also cleared some brush on herContinue reading “Hello, my name is Margaret”

AWS is how

Here’s what makes what Bora and Kelly did even more extraordinary.  When I called Bora it was because I wanted to get her friend’s number, let’s call her Lucy, the one that I helped with that female empowerment imbroglio.  In desperation to find someone to help me, I figured that Lucy had some knowledge of ritual magic soContinue reading “AWS is how”

Magical girl friendship squad

You know what’s right next to Catfish Basket at the Hondo Village Center in El Paso?  A candle place named Mystical Palace.  That’s only funny to me I bet.  As I sat there with my catfish basket, my wings, and my ice tea, I realized a couple things.  Izzy and Sanaa ditched out at someContinue reading “Magical girl friendship squad”