Getting dropped on your head for fun and profit

Here’s the thing.  Unless you happen to get booked on a show for a women’s promotion, and good fucking luck with that, most wrestling shows don’t have any women on the card.  If they do it’s usually one match for women, or maybe just an intergender match.  It’s rare that a show even has twoContinue reading “Getting dropped on your head for fun and profit”

It’s like the golden rule kinda

If you drive as much as I do, which you don’t, you start to realize that the road system doesn’t make much sense.  The paths a lot of roads take are illogical when you really examine it and when you drive a lot you can see that.  It’s easy to assume that when they buildContinue reading “It’s like the golden rule kinda”

Everything little thing I do is magic

Magic works by manipulating the energy of the universe.  Some people call it mana, which is dumb.  Some people call it quintessence which is also dumb.  Some call it chi, which I think is dumb too but I don’t say that it’s dumb because that’s racist maybe?  There’s a bunch of other words for thisContinue reading “Everything little thing I do is magic”

You know what you look like

I saw that someone posted a video of me having a “wardrobe malfunction” at a show in Fayetteville I worked a few weeks back.  My nipple was exposed for a nanosecond and if there’s one talent wrestling fans have (and there probably is only one) it’s detecting nipples and then isolating and expanding them toContinue reading “You know what you look like”

What does it really mean to “own” a car anyway?

I talked to a guy today about working a show in Topeka.  Everything was going fine until he asked me what my finish was.  I told him that I didn’t have a finish and he started lecturing me about how I needed a finish, he clearly thought I was a rube who knew nothing whenContinue reading “What does it really mean to “own” a car anyway?”