Why does everyone have a hard on for killing witches?

Last night, to get ready for meeting a real witch hunter, I watched Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters VS. Van Helsing: Dawn of the Hunters.  Jeremy Renner’s character is now played by Aaron Eckhart. This makes no sense because if you’re going to do a multi-movie franchise thing, you should recast younger not older.  DudeContinue reading “Why does everyone have a hard on for killing witches?”

Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 2 – What’s the deal with the use of supernatural powers or magic for evil and selfish purposes?

Grace’s first thought is to jump back in the car, fire it up and peel out Fast and Furious style, but the road (such as it is) only leads down to the farm or towards the approaching headlights.  In theory a Rav4 should be fine for going off road but it’s barely capable of holdingContinue reading “Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 2 – What’s the deal with the use of supernatural powers or magic for evil and selfish purposes?”

Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura – part 1

(Editors warning/apology switching from journal mode to narrative mode) “Can you give me some clue on what we’re supposed to be doing?  Because there’s no way in Hell we’re going to be getting in there unless you can turn invisible.  Can you turn invisible?” Sanaa shakes her head, still looking worriedly at the complex “SoContinue reading “Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura – part 1”

Do spirits twerk?

Before we hit the road to Fresno, Sanaa had to ritually cleanse herself in the Tule River.  Then she had to go touch an old tree.  Then she had to go look at a pond.  Then we had to go to a farmers market and to a community service project plot of land where theyContinue reading “Do spirits twerk?”

Woo hoo witchy woman

Some of the communities in this part of California have been without power for four days now.  The media has been showing two clips from Fresno over and over again.  The first is of a mob of local business owners fighting in the street with a mob of looters.  The second is two National GuardContinue reading “Woo hoo witchy woman”

Chicks dig scars

The easiest way to establish that someone is a bad guy is to slap a scar on them.  I enter into evidence Scar from the Lion King.  As the dumb animals sing of Scar, “Evil as plain as the scar on his face”.  Good guys can have scars to show how tough they are, butContinue reading “Chicks dig scars”

The prettiest girl in Wurzburg

Gobel Babelin was the prettiest girl in Wurzburg.  That’s on record.  It’s on Wikipedia.  When she was 19 years old, she was tortured until she said she was a witch.  Then they cut her head off for being a witch.  Later, the guy that accused her of witchery admitted that he said she was aContinue reading “The prettiest girl in Wurzburg”

The 4th rule of outlaw fight club is blah blah you know whatever

The first Outlaw Fight Club show went up today.  It’s pretty well produced.  Not good good, but it looks as good as anything you’re going to see out here in the real world.  The roster was pretty weak but the presentation was good.  Which goes a long way.  Paris Torissi was in the main eventContinue reading “The 4th rule of outlaw fight club is blah blah you know whatever”