Calm > storm

It’s a bit strange driving up to a flea market for a show in an expensive vehicle.  Even if it is the largest outdoor weekly April-Oct flea market in Central Wisconsin. I should sell it and buy a Transit van for 20k and throw a sleeping bag in the back.  But I’m not going to. Continue reading “Calm > storm”

Thrice upon a time in Mexico

I called up Morgan Kingwood to see if he was interested in working an angle.  Make some money out of our real beef.  He said if he ever saw me again, he was going to run me down with his Caddy.  I still think it’s a good idea.  People take things too personally. Last nightContinue reading “Thrice upon a time in Mexico”

Is it trite to have a title about the subjective nature of truth, reality, and memory?

Wrestling is a culture of bullshitting.  That probably comes from it being based on a shared delusion.  No one thinks wrestling is real, but everyone agrees to pretend.  Which is pretty strange.  When you go and see Stupid Superhero Movie #58, you don’t pretend that Captain Pecs and Lady T&A are real people really fightingContinue reading “Is it trite to have a title about the subjective nature of truth, reality, and memory?”

The old man and the wolf

I was able to track down the mystery girl for the detective with my finding spell.  So I decided to see if I could do the same with Dennis “Scrap Iron” Ray.  If he started wrestling in the 60s he was probably born in the 40s at least so he’s got to be pretty oldContinue reading “The old man and the wolf”

Did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

I don’t often meet fans.  Probably because I don’t have fans.  Usually my interactions are someone who was at the show sees me at IHOP afterwards and they say something weird about my scars.  It’s good to know that so many douchebags would do me even though I’m “all cut up”.    A few nights ago,Continue reading “Did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?”

If you’re a werewolf experiencing male pattern baldness call today

I worked a show in Tyler last night and after my match I went to the promoter to get paid and he tried to tell me that he had already paid me.  I always try to get money up front but promoters rarely go for that because wrestlers are flaky even when they don’t intendContinue reading “If you’re a werewolf experiencing male pattern baldness call today”