I had a dream last night that aliens abducted me. They took me to Mars and put me on a big red pyramid and cut my heart out to fuel a blood magic ritual. If aliens showed up, people would freak out. They would probably be so freaked out by aliens existing they wouldn’t careContinue reading “Why do we send rovers to Mars if not to rescue people from blood sacrifice?”
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If you can find footage of an actual armadillo eating lasagna I’d like to see it
English Stew gave me a call. There’s a women’s tag tournament coming up and he asked if I would partner up with his aunt. She’s not really an aunt, she’s his dad’s second ex-wife. The one that didn’t give birth to Stew. But it sounds like they’re close. I told him that I would loveContinue reading “If you can find footage of an actual armadillo eating lasagna I’d like to see it”
The Shine 