Interlude – A little night music

Imagine that it’s dusk and a light rain is falling.  You’re in your nice apartment that you kind of can’t afford but you’re making it work.  You’ve had a hard day at your job – most likely as a cashier or food prepper or janitor or bartender or server, which are the five most commonContinue reading “Interlude – A little night music”

Irresistibly Hot

Even though I don’t have the money to spare, I stopped at the luxurious Holiday Inn Express.  I couldn’t handle another night in the car.   At the front desk they told me I had enough rewards points for a free night stay.  So the ID Lucy gave me must be for a real person andContinue reading “Irresistibly Hot”

Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 2 – What’s the deal with the use of supernatural powers or magic for evil and selfish purposes?

Grace’s first thought is to jump back in the car, fire it up and peel out Fast and Furious style, but the road (such as it is) only leads down to the farm or towards the approaching headlights.  In theory a Rav4 should be fine for going off road but it’s barely capable of holdingContinue reading “Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 2 – What’s the deal with the use of supernatural powers or magic for evil and selfish purposes?”

The Change-Up 2 : Freaky Friday 5 The Hot Tub Time Machine

I figured it out.  Cori and Eugenia, aka Nightmare Violence Connection, act like they’re characters in one of those stupid movies where people switch bodies.  They’re dude bros that grabbed a witch’s ass so she put a curse on them.  They’ve been gender swapped so they can learn respect for women.  Except instead they wokeContinue reading “The Change-Up 2 : Freaky Friday 5 The Hot Tub Time Machine”

Sexy sexy shower time (with sex)

I’m no Milana Vayntrub.  Clearly.  Still, I get my share of gross comments.  I’ve learned that it really doesn’t matter what you look like, if you’re a woman, some man is going to take time out of his day to make sure you know what you’re for – sex.  I think it’s a genetic thingContinue reading “Sexy sexy shower time (with sex)”

Calm > storm

It’s a bit strange driving up to a flea market for a show in an expensive vehicle.  Even if it is the largest outdoor weekly April-Oct flea market in Central Wisconsin. I should sell it and buy a Transit van for 20k and throw a sleeping bag in the back.  But I’m not going to. Continue reading “Calm > storm”

The once and future milf

I saw a tweet a while back from Mickie James saying she wanted to start calling herself the Monday Night Milf.  She would never be allowed to do that of course because it might offend someone and professional wrestling is all about being prim and proper and not pushing anyone’s buttons.  I’ll never be inContinue reading “The once and future milf”