Bright Lights, Bug City – Part 1

If we’re being honest, and I feel that we are, outside of the wrestling arena any duo with Grace as a part of it is going to draw some stares.  Even with that considered, Grace and Christie Lane make a strange combo.  Not just because she happens to be somewhere in the neighborhood of 8Continue reading “Bright Lights, Bug City – Part 1”


According to a sign, Saint Clairsville, Ohio has a population of 5,763.  Which apparently is enough people to support having a shitty comedy show and a shitty wrestling show the same night.  Christie came to my show and I told him we’d do a bit where he’d heckle me and then I’d come out andContinue reading “Monsters”

Is it a tight 5 or a straight 6?

Aside from me, wrestlers travel together.  It’s a thing.  It’s a thing so hard WWE made a show about it.  Especially when you’re first starting out, you and 8 buddies all pile in a van and sleep in one hotel room like kids on spring break.  I never got into that.  Sexual assault only beingContinue reading “Is it a tight 5 or a straight 6?”

There’s a possibility all that I had was all I’m gon’ get

When I asked Christie why he didn’t just “noclip” away instead of being interrogated by me, he looked at me like I was stupid.  He said that there’s no way out of “there”.  I told him that I had been there and that I had brought Linda back too.  I showed him the picture butContinue reading “There’s a possibility all that I had was all I’m gon’ get”

A small price to pay?

When I was working at Phoenix Powerslam Pro, I went on a road trip with 42561.  I didn’t blog about it.  I can’t say why.  It didn’t feel right.  The short story is that in Needles, California, people were turning into bug monsters.  I guess I know why I didn’t blog about it, it soundsContinue reading “A small price to pay?”

The epic battle between good and evil

I’m not very good at keeping two spells going at the same time yet.  But I’m getting better.  I had the professor’s shield spell and 42561’s pain editor spell going when I burst into Christie’s hotel room.  I kicked the door and everything.  It was very dramatic.  I was ready to rumble.    He was not.   Continue reading “The epic battle between good and evil”

Women supporting women

Some people not in the wrestling biz talk about how there’s a brotherhood in wrestling.  I didn’t understand that until I heard someone talk about how brothers treat each other.  Brothers eat each other’s food, try to sleep with each other’s girlfriends, steal each other’s money, talk shit about each other behind their backs.  ButContinue reading “Women supporting women”

At least it wasn’t peanut sauce – that shit burns

Since my find spell didn’t work, I figured I would have to try something else.  Linda had a real hard time accepting that magic was a thing.  She thought she had just been drugged and left in a real place in the real word.  I told her to look around.  Granted, a bunch of roomsContinue reading “At least it wasn’t peanut sauce – that shit burns”

Do you tip a waitress you’re planning on abducting?

Fact, wrestling would be a great cover for a serial killer.  Fact, the life of a road comic is similar to that of a wrestler.  Ipso facto, comedy is also a great cover for a serial killer.  Why a serial killer would trap women in a magic realm of endless yellow wallpaper rooms is harderContinue reading “Do you tip a waitress you’re planning on abducting?”

The old man and the wolf

I was able to track down the mystery girl for the detective with my finding spell.  So I decided to see if I could do the same with Dennis “Scrap Iron” Ray.  If he started wrestling in the 60s he was probably born in the 40s at least so he’s got to be pretty oldContinue reading “The old man and the wolf”