Is it a tight 5 or a straight 6?

Aside from me, wrestlers travel together.  It’s a thing.  It’s a thing so hard WWE made a show about it.  Especially when you’re first starting out, you and 8 buddies all pile in a van and sleep in one hotel room like kids on spring break.  I never got into that.  Sexual assault only beingContinue reading “Is it a tight 5 or a straight 6?”

There’s a possibility all that I had was all I’m gon’ get

When I asked Christie why he didn’t just “noclip” away instead of being interrogated by me, he looked at me like I was stupid.  He said that there’s no way out of “there”.  I told him that I had been there and that I had brought Linda back too.  I showed him the picture butContinue reading “There’s a possibility all that I had was all I’m gon’ get”

The second rule of outlaw fight club is eat at Applebee’s

I got a call from Outlaw Fight Club asking me to come out west.  They’re starting a YouTube show and they’re going to film seven episodes over a long weekend.  They aren’t sure how many shows they want me on, but they offered me 400 bucks regardless if I was used or not.  Sounded likeContinue reading “The second rule of outlaw fight club is eat at Applebee’s”