Why do we send rovers to Mars if not to rescue people from blood sacrifice?

I had a dream last night that aliens abducted me.  They took me to Mars and put me on a big red pyramid and cut my heart out to fuel a blood magic ritual.  If aliens showed up, people would freak out.  They would probably be so freaked out by aliens existing they wouldn’t careContinue reading “Why do we send rovers to Mars if not to rescue people from blood sacrifice?”

Cuz you can’t, you won’t, and you don’t stop

Evan stopped by the apartment to ask me what had happened.  I told him I was sorry but I didn’t find his friend.  He thanked me for getting his friend home.  I’m not a very good liar.  He said that his friend was in rehab now.  It’s too bad that you can’t have visitors inContinue reading “Cuz you can’t, you won’t, and you don’t stop”