Sexy sexy shower time (with sex)

I’m no Milana Vayntrub.  Clearly.  Still, I get my share of gross comments.  I’ve learned that it really doesn’t matter what you look like, if you’re a woman, some man is going to take time out of his day to make sure you know what you’re for – sex.  I think it’s a genetic thingContinue reading “Sexy sexy shower time (with sex)”

The amazingly cancelled Grace

They’re taking me off TV for a while so they can repackage me.  They said it in a nicer way, but the gist of it is that my debut is sucking and they want to regroup.  It wouldn’t surprise me if they kept me off TV and scrubbed the whole idea until my contract runsContinue reading “The amazingly cancelled Grace”

The heat (not that terrible movie with Sandra Bullock)

Things aren’t going okay.    When I trained with Doug the Disco Biscuit, he talked about how you need to perform when you’re on camera, but it wasn’t something I worried about because I never thought it would happen.  No one has said anything but when I watch my matches, I can tell I’m fucking up and notContinue reading “The heat (not that terrible movie with Sandra Bullock)”

Women attacking women for money

When Kim first gave me a place to stay in Tallahassee, I was unsettled.  I was not used to staying in one place for long.  I thought I might be more used to it the second time around but I’m not.  In a way this is worse.  The apartment in Tallahassee was just a baseContinue reading “Women attacking women for money”

What is happiness and why do you think you deserve it? Asking for a friend

When I got to Phoenix, I sold the van Gary bought me and bought a 2017 Avalon.  I always thought that anyone who took “dirty money” was stupid.  I understand now.  It is stupid.  But you do it anyway. I don’t normally give a shit about things.  I loved that van.  I couldn’t stand toContinue reading “What is happiness and why do you think you deserve it? Asking for a friend”

Then take it. For I, too, am certain that you will receive precisely what is coming to you

It didn’t look like much.  It was a dark black rock about the size and shape of an iPhone.  It had small white-silver veins through it.   I don’t know anything about rocks, can someone tell me what those are?  Carved into the rock was a circle about the size of my thumb and finger togetherContinue reading “Then take it. For I, too, am certain that you will receive precisely what is coming to you”