Magic works by manipulating the energy. Some people call the energy mana, which is dumb. Some people call it quintessence which is also dumb. Some call it chi, which I think is dumb too but I don’t say that it’s dumb because it might be racist. I just call it magic. The first guy thatContinue reading “Everything little thing I do is magic”
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You know what you look like
I saw a video of a wardrobe malfunction I had at a show in Fayetteville a few weeks back. My nipple was exposed for a nanosecond. If there’s one talent wrestling fans have it’s detecting nipples and then isolating and expanding them to be shared with the world. I don’t know which to be upsetContinue reading “You know what you look like”
What does it really mean to “own” a car anyway?
I talked to a guy about working a show in Topeka. Everything was going fine until he asked me what my finish was. I told him that I didn’t have a finish and he started lecturing me about how I needed a finish, he clearly thought I was a rube who knew nothing when inContinue reading “What does it really mean to “own” a car anyway?”
Hello
My name is Grace. That’s the name I’ve chosen anyway because I don’t know my real name. I also don’t know how old I am exactly. People think that’s pretty weird, we’ll get into that sometime probably. I’m a professional wrestler. An old timer was lamenting all the years he’s been in the biz andContinue reading “Hello”
The Shine 