Everything little thing I do is magic

Magic works by manipulating the energy.  Some people call the energy mana, which is dumb.  Some people call it quintessence which is also dumb.  Some call it chi, which I think is dumb too but I don’t say that it’s dumb because it might be racist.  I just call it magic.  The first guy thatContinue reading “Everything little thing I do is magic”

You know what you look like

I saw a video of a wardrobe malfunction I had at a show in Fayetteville a few weeks back.  My nipple was exposed for a nanosecond. If there’s one talent wrestling fans have it’s detecting nipples and then isolating and expanding them to be shared with the world.  I don’t know which to be upsetContinue reading “You know what you look like”

What does it really mean to “own” a car anyway?

I talked to a guy about working a show in Topeka.  Everything was going fine until he asked me what my finish was.  I told him that I didn’t have a finish and he started lecturing me about how I needed a finish, he clearly thought I was a rube who knew nothing when inContinue reading “What does it really mean to “own” a car anyway?”