The penis mightier

Last night I was jawing with a fan and he said something about me being crazy.  I retorted by grabbing my crotch and saying that his momma was crazy about this pussy.  He literally ran away.    Later backstage the promoter said he was fining me 100 dollars.  I thought he was kidding. He was not. Continue reading “The penis mightier”

The comfort of nihilism

I got a call from the detective asking what I knew about ghosts.  I gave her the professor’s contact information and she hung up.  But she didn’t swear at me or threaten to kill me.  I think we’re best friends now.    I also got a call from the professor’s wife asking if we were havingContinue reading “The comfort of nihilism”