Last night I was jawing with a fan and he said something about me being crazy. I retorted by grabbing my crotch and saying that his momma was crazy about this pussy. He literally ran away. Later backstage the promoter said he was fining me 100 dollars. I thought he was kidding. He was not. Continue reading “The penis mightier”
Tag Archives: laughter
The comfort of nihilism
I got a call from the detective asking what I knew about ghosts. I gave her the professor’s contact information and she hung up. But she didn’t swear at me or threaten to kill me. I think we’re best friends now. I also got a call from the professor’s wife asking if we were havingContinue reading “The comfort of nihilism”
The Shine 