The old bad cop walrus cop routine

The police station they took me too was very nice.  They left me chained to a table for longer than I think they’re supposed to.  Where’s the ACLU when you need them?  I’m sure that I could have used my strength spell to break the shackles.  I didn’t because I figured that I couldn’t beContinue reading “The old bad cop walrus cop routine”

Balance

Martynova doesn’t know anyone in the Russian mafia.  She hates vodka.  She does know a guy named Vadik.  She referred to him her cousin but I think he’s really a friend not a relative.  He has a farm up near Paint Creek.  He was fine with us coming up there at 3 AM to threatenContinue reading “Balance”

A time to kill

A few days ago the detective called me.  It’s hard to remember now what she was like when I first met her.  Then she was in control of everything and everyone.  She scared me.  She was scary.  Now it seems like she’s being held together by gum and shoestrings.  She sounds more like she belongsContinue reading “A time to kill”

Crime and punishment

I found out that dolphins can commit suicide.  I assumed only humans were smart enough to kill themselves.  When a dolphin in captivity has had enough, it swims to the bottom of the tank and drowns itself.  I wasn’t thinking about the future when I ambushed the people that killed Stella.  I just wanted themContinue reading “Crime and punishment”