Hack/Slash

Sometimes I think this blog is just me venting about what I don’t like about wrestling. I don’t mind when someone has a prop they bring to the ring.  Baseball bat.  “Singapore” cane.  Magic urn.  Branding iron.  Mjolnir.  That’s all fine.  What bugs me is when someone has a prop that can’t be used.  TripleContinue reading “Hack/Slash”

Make sure Neil hits the sound queue before I come out of the coffin

The sound guy at the show last night was up my ass because he wanted me to use an old song by Rob Zombie as my entrance music.  I didn’t know that Rob Zombie made shitty music, I thought he just made shitty movies. It bugs me when supernatural characters have music and video packagesContinue reading “Make sure Neil hits the sound queue before I come out of the coffin”

Brass Knuckle Barb Wire Bikini Beach Brawl Buckle Match

My street fight got me thinking about gimmick matches.  I daydream sometimes about what I would do if I make it on TV.  Mostly I would annoy people by trying to bring back old wrestling gimmicks that no one wants anymore. I feel like whenever you watch a show from the 70’s there’s always aContinue reading “Brass Knuckle Barb Wire Bikini Beach Brawl Buckle Match”

If you’re a werewolf experiencing male pattern baldness call today

I worked a show in Tyler last night and after my match I went to the promoter to get paid and he tried to tell me that he had already paid me.  I always try to get money up front but promoters rarely go for that because wrestlers are flaky even when they don’t intendContinue reading “If you’re a werewolf experiencing male pattern baldness call today”