The end of the tour

I thought the NVC had agreed to wait for me but they no-showed Lubbock.  I thought that Chadd 2 Badd would have been pissed off about that but he didn’t seem to care.  He said that he was surprised that they bothered to show up at any of the events he booked.  He said theContinue reading “The end of the tour”

Rejected again

When we had a moment to ourselves, I asked 42561 what she thought of the NVC’s story.  Her response was that she didn’t believe any of it.  She said it in a way that made it sound like she also didn’t care.  I told her about Obaluaiye and Dennis “Scrap Iron” and what the oldContinue reading “Rejected again”

Rejected!

I should back off 42561 but I can’t seem to stop myself.  I think I have poor impulse control.  I just never had anything to be impulsive about before.  I wanted to show her some of the stuff from Royale’s trunk.  I thought that would help her see things my way.  She wasn’t interested.    ThatContinue reading “Rejected!”

Magical girl friendship squad

42561 and I got into it today.  I want her to change the way the thinks about magic.  Just because the bus was nothing mystical doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have stopped and looked into it.  I want her to know that there’s nothing shameful about magic.  That there’s nothing wrong with being born with aContinue reading “Magical girl friendship squad”

Speed 3 – Snakes on a Bus

42561 and I were outside of Plainview when I saw an empty bus by the side of the road.  It didn’t look like a Greyhound or other bus line but it wasn’t a school bus either.  Maybe it was a church bus or associated with a camp.  If 42561 was driving she wouldn’t have slowedContinue reading “Speed 3 – Snakes on a Bus”

Why not SuperGIRL you traitor?

The sheer amount of information online with instructions on how to make friends or what to do if you have no friends is depressing in and of itself.  Are there really that many people out there that have no one?  I thought social media was supposed to be handling this?  Is it possible that somehowContinue reading “Why not SuperGIRL you traitor?”

The dignity of fake fighting

42561 is on a tour with Longhorn Wrestling, an outfit run by Chadd 2 Badd working the lucrative Amarillo-Lubbock-Wichita Falls circuit.  I basically invited myself to tag along with her and as soon as I turned up, they put me on the show with her as a team.  Literally tagging along. I never expected toContinue reading “The dignity of fake fighting”

Monsters

According to a sign, Saint Clairsville, Ohio has a population of 5,763.  Which apparently is enough people to support having a shitty comedy show and a shitty wrestling show the same night.  Christie came to my show and I told him we’d do a bit where he’d heckle me and then I’d come out andContinue reading “Monsters”

Is it a tight 5 or a straight 6?

Aside from me, wrestlers travel together.  It’s a thing.  It’s a thing so hard WWE made a show about it.  Especially when you’re first starting out, you and 8 buddies all pile in a van and sleep in one hotel room like kids on spring break.  I never got into that.  Sexual assault only beingContinue reading “Is it a tight 5 or a straight 6?”

Women supporting women

Some people not in the wrestling biz talk about how there’s a brotherhood in wrestling.  I didn’t understand that until I heard someone talk about how brothers treat each other.  Brothers eat each other’s food, try to sleep with each other’s girlfriends, steal each other’s money, talk shit about each other behind their backs.  ButContinue reading “Women supporting women”