It’s like the golden rule kinda

If you drive as much as I do you realize that the road system doesn’t make much sense.  The paths a lot of roads are illogical when you examine it. When you drive a lot you can see that.  It’s easy to assume that when they build roads they’re doing that to avoid something inContinue reading “It’s like the golden rule kinda”

Everything little thing I do is magic

Magic works by manipulating the energy.  Some people call the energy mana, which is dumb.  Some people call it quintessence which is also dumb.  Some call it chi, which I think is dumb too but I don’t say that it’s dumb because it might be racist.  I just call it magic.  The first guy thatContinue reading “Everything little thing I do is magic”

You know what you look like

I saw a video of a wardrobe malfunction I had at a show in Fayetteville a few weeks back.  My nipple was exposed for a nanosecond. If there’s one talent wrestling fans have it’s detecting nipples and then isolating and expanding them to be shared with the world.  I don’t know which to be upsetContinue reading “You know what you look like”

What does it really mean to “own” a car anyway?

I talked to a guy about working a show in Topeka.  Everything was going fine until he asked me what my finish was.  I told him that I didn’t have a finish and he started lecturing me about how I needed a finish, he clearly thought I was a rube who knew nothing when inContinue reading “What does it really mean to “own” a car anyway?”