23 & Magic

Once I had the money Kebab-man dispatched one of his daughters to help me investigate.  He said he couldn’t do it because he’s too old to be doing magic anymore.   Once he realized that his skills were declining he taught his daughters magic so they could carry out his bidding.  I said he didn’t lookContinue reading “23 & Magic”

Thrice upon a time in Mexico

I called up Morgan Kingwood to see if he was interested in working an angle.  Make some money out of our real beef.  He said if he ever saw me again, he was going to run me down with his Caddy.  I still think it’s a good idea.  People take things too personally. Last nightContinue reading “Thrice upon a time in Mexico”

go-home show

So.  Eterno maybe killed Obaluaiye, my first mentor, who I didn’t really know but I think was a good person.  And Eterno maybe killed a washed up old wrestler who maybe killed werewolves because he thought it was the right thing to do. What next?  Go “home”. When I got back to Tallahassee, I satContinue reading “go-home show”

A disco biscuit is drugs right?

My last post where I was coldly talking about my foster families got me thinking that I should try to have more of a relationship with Doug the Disco Biscuit.  Since he saved my life.  I gave him a call to thank him.  I’m not sure who it was more awkward for.  We struggled through maybeContinue reading “A disco biscuit is drugs right?”

Family values

A guy from one of my foster homes contacted me.  That’s an awkward way to avoid saying foster brother.   The longest I was in a foster home was six months.  I don’t consider any of those people family.  That sounds mean.  It’s not supposed to.  Sorry, guy, if you’re reading this.  I don’t mean toContinue reading “Family values”