Magical gender neutral friendship squad

I’m going to blow your minds.  Magic is cool.  I never want to forget that. Dany came down from Iowa City.  42561 came over after a show in Saint Louis.  I was surprised but that but even more surprising Milham came over from Lafyette.  When I asked why he came out of his hidey-hole heContinue reading “Magical gender neutral friendship squad”

Pretty cool

I think they left me chained to that desk in the interrogation room for at least 20 hours.  I’m sure that’s illegal.  Everything they’re doing is illegal but that’s what bothers me.  After they stormed out only one of the power suit quartet came back in to talk with me.  He has the nicest suitContinue reading “Pretty cool”

Interlude – What measure a man?

Richard Forde was born March 16, 1828 in Ireland.  He doesn’t remember exactly where, he hasn’t been home for a long time and his memory isn’t what it once was.  After failing to gain entry to Trinity College of Medicine in 1846 he moved to London to attend law school, quitting sometime during his secondContinue reading “Interlude – What measure a man?”

Did I already do the Camila Cabello joke?

The club in Havana – Florida, not Cuba – is abandoned.  I don’t know why I thought they would still be hanging out there.  I brought the cops down on that place.  They went somewhere else to do their dirt.  How do you get in touch with a black magic torture gang?  I used myContinue reading “Did I already do the Camila Cabello joke?”

Which sounds better, cult smasher or cult breaker? Or cult basher?

I worry about going insane.  Or that I already am insane.  It’s possible that there is no such thing as magic and I’m delusional.  Shows say that delusions can result from childhood trauma but the internet says that delusions are caused brain chemistry.    Once magic is happening, how can you know if you’re losing yourContinue reading “Which sounds better, cult smasher or cult breaker? Or cult basher?”

Death wore a cowboy hat

I suppose instead of putting together a wrestling show I should be traveling the country figuring out what the female empowerment cult people are up to and coming up with a plan for putting a stop to their wicked ways.  But why is that my responsibility?  That sounds childish but I still feel it. IContinue reading “Death wore a cowboy hat”

To a certain degree I think if you are invited to a goat-mask orgy you know the risks

I’ve decided that if no one wants to book me, I’ll run my own show.  I did it once before.  Sure, Kim fronted the money and it only worked because of him, but that’s no reason not to try myself right?  Oh, it is?  Well, I’m doing it anyway.  This will pretty well clean meContinue reading “To a certain degree I think if you are invited to a goat-mask orgy you know the risks”

Jenny Dreadful

Part of the reason the promoter was so pissed at me is because he was already pissed.  The cops had been backstage hassling everyone.  Not for the usual reasons.  El Paso PD showed up to tell Jenny Dreadful that her boyfriend had been shot in the face in a hotel in Austin.  She was upsetContinue reading “Jenny Dreadful”

50 bucks and a black eye

I finished up teaching at the All-Star Wrestling training school and started driving to Lubbock for a show.  Stella is dead.  Life just goes on.  It doesn’t seem right.  I look around and everyone is just living like nothing happened.  It’s like it doesn’t matter that she’s dead or mattered that she was ever alive. Continue reading “50 bucks and a black eye”

I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe

I detoured to meet up with Josh/Dan/Mustafa in Cincinnati.  His drug/sex/music cult was having a meet and greet and I wanted to see what it was all about.    The guy giving the seminar definitely looked like he was into drugs but is not someone I would touch with a 10-foot sex pole.  His music credentialsContinue reading “I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe”