Law and Order – Dracula and Mummy Unit

We were on the road to a show in Tulsa when the detective called.  She said that we needed to talk immediately.  The fact that she didn’t swear or threaten to kill me was unnerving.  I said we were talking right then.  She said that phones weren’t safe. We met at the Choctaw Casino inContinue reading “Law and Order – Dracula and Mummy Unit”

I met Joe DeRosa once, he seemed alright

A lot of older wrestlers like to play the world-weary veteran role and dispense nuggets of wisdom to the young bucks. Regardless if they want to hear them.  One of the very few advantages of being in the biz for a while is that the new guys feel obligated to pretend to listen to you.Continue reading “I met Joe DeRosa once, he seemed alright”

Little Miss Sunshine 2 – The Revenge

The dogman said that he had been waiting for me.  At first I thought he meant that literally.  That he knew I was coming the way the Asian girl did.  Clairvoyance.  He didn’t mean that.  He meant that he had been waiting for someone to come. Without any prompting, he started talking.  Standing there inContinue reading “Little Miss Sunshine 2 – The Revenge”

Second floor – Perfumery, Wigs and lady’s hats, Third floor – Origins of human violence and crushing despair

I try to conduct my affairs from my car.  And I don’t really get any personal calls.  Some people have no problem spewing their business out in front of everyone backstage.  Last night I heard a guy asking his doctor “is it cancer?”    The way he said it was chilling.  It wasn’t the tone ofContinue reading “Second floor – Perfumery, Wigs and lady’s hats, Third floor – Origins of human violence and crushing despair”

If you’re a werewolf experiencing male pattern baldness call today

I worked a show in Tyler last night and after my match I went to the promoter to get paid and he tried to tell me that he had already paid me.  I always try to get money up front but promoters rarely go for that because wrestlers are flaky even when they don’t intendContinue reading “If you’re a werewolf experiencing male pattern baldness call today”