Altogether I attended a couple months of high school. A few weeks here and a few weeks there when I was at different foster homes before I quit going or ran away or both. I’m not really qualified to judge colleges. Having been said, I can tell you this, the campus at Cornell is muchContinue reading “Campus visit”
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College of Human Ecology, Labor Relations & Dark Magic
At some point during the three hours I was sort of asleep, I saw Gary (that’s his fucking name, Gary the evil sorcerer) standing in the doorway creepily looking at me. I could tell he was thinking about lying down next to me. I told him if he came near me, I would twist his balls untilContinue reading “College of Human Ecology, Labor Relations & Dark Magic”
Antiques Roadshow – Magic serial killer edition
The professor asked me to meet him at his office on campus rather than his house. I guess because he’s married. He can’t exactly pass me off as one of his students. Although I suppose she probably wouldn’t like it if he was bringing female students home either. Walking across campus, I wondered what percentageContinue reading “Antiques Roadshow – Magic serial killer edition”
Bed, Breakfast & Beyond (aka any person any study)
I never thought about what a bed and breakfast was. Turns out it’s some people in a fancy house that rent you a room, or bed if you will, and make you breakfast. It was easily the nicest place I’ve ever been. It was just a big house I’m sure but I couldn’t stop myselfContinue reading “Bed, Breakfast & Beyond (aka any person any study)”
The Shine 