Why do we send rovers to Mars if not to rescue people from blood sacrifice?

I had a dream last night that aliens abducted me.  They took me to Mars and put me on a big red pyramid and cut my heart out to fuel a blood magic ritual.  If aliens showed up, people would freak out.  They would probably be so freaked out by aliens existing they wouldn’t careContinue reading “Why do we send rovers to Mars if not to rescue people from blood sacrifice?”

Did the car in Christine talk or what am I thinking of?

I was headed to a show in Lacrosse so I stopped in Plainview to visit Benji and Tommy.  They run a scrapyard outside of town.  We had traded a few messages after I found Dennis’s body.  We talked about that for a little bit.  It was awkward.   I wanted to visit because I had readContinue reading “Did the car in Christine talk or what am I thinking of?”

You’d think an alien wizard would be better at this

Last night a guy came up to me after my show and explained that the reason I can do magic is became I’m an alien hybrid.  You see what happened was back in the day, humans were slaves to the Atlanteans and Lemurians.  Atlantis gets all the press but there was another island called LemuriaContinue reading “You’d think an alien wizard would be better at this”