The best ability is availability

Once I told them I was interested, the NVC wanted to leave immediately to meet with their Russian-Peruvian Voodoo man.  Why did it have to be FTF?  Why couldn’t they just call him?  Unclear.    I told them that I had a couple more bookings with Longhorn Wrestling and their response was that they did too, and weContinue reading “The best ability is availability”

Rejected again

When we had a moment to ourselves, I asked 42561 what she thought of the NVC’s story.  Her response was that she didn’t believe any of it.  She said it in a way that made it sound like she also didn’t care.  I told her about Obaluaiye and Dennis “Scrap Iron” and what the oldContinue reading “Rejected again”

Why do some wizards have staffs and some have wands? And is there a word that doesn’t also mean penis?

The NVC told me a similar story to the one that Stella (RIP Stella, sorry I got you murdered) did about how a Confederate guy learned magic to try and win the war but the war ended before he could pull it off, so then he and all his Confederate sorcerer friends got killed byContinue reading “Why do some wizards have staffs and some have wands? And is there a word that doesn’t also mean penis?”

Lethal Weapon 8 : Die Hard VS Fast and Furious – Rise of the Transformers

I’ve noticed that when they make an action movie with a female main character, it’s always very serious.  Her husband gets killed by drug runners or her car breaks down and she gets gang raped by hillbillies or her kids get blown up by terrorists.  She’s out for bloody revenge.  If an action movie hasContinue reading “Lethal Weapon 8 : Die Hard VS Fast and Furious – Rise of the Transformers”

The Change-Up 2 : Freaky Friday 5 The Hot Tub Time Machine

I figured it out.  Cori and Eugenia, aka Nightmare Violence Connection, act like they’re characters in one of those stupid movies where people switch bodies.  They’re dude bros that grabbed a witch’s ass so she put a curse on them.  They’ve been gender swapped so they can learn respect for women.  Except instead they wokeContinue reading “The Change-Up 2 : Freaky Friday 5 The Hot Tub Time Machine”

Parts Unknown

Every few months Longhorn Wrestling has a big show in the teeming metropolis of Abilene.  Feuds are blown off, new rivalries are stated, titles change hands, friends become bitter enemies, north Texas wrestlers who hang drywall during the week become gods, all in front of as many as 600 people.  I shouldn’t make fun, that’sContinue reading “Parts Unknown”

Magic theory? Punch someone already!

I’ve been looking through Royale’s notes.  I wanted to see if he had any information about Hermetics.  Which he does.  I’ll get to that.  I have to talk about something else first.  I found journal entries that detail tracking down and defeating a blood mage.  Based on when we talked, it may be the onlyContinue reading “Magic theory? Punch someone already!”

Thinking out loud

In between shows for Chadd 2 Badd, 42561 and I took a detour to hit a show in Abilene.  It was a Christian wrestling show.  I’ve known about them but never been to one before.  Like with real athletes, there’s a strong streak of born-again Christians in the wrestling community.  It makes sense.  When youContinue reading “Thinking out loud”

Rejected!

I should back off 42561 but I can’t seem to stop myself.  I think I have poor impulse control.  I just never had anything to be impulsive about before.  I wanted to show her some of the stuff from Royale’s trunk.  I thought that would help her see things my way.  She wasn’t interested.    ThatContinue reading “Rejected!”

I challenge Tom Cruise for the Last Samurai World Championship!

I was watching a video clip of a wrestling show which led me to one thing and another until I was reading about “The Path of Aloneness” or “The Way to Go Forth Alone” or “The Way of Walking Alone”.  Japanese must not translate to English well.  A samurai guy wrote it after wandering aroundContinue reading “I challenge Tom Cruise for the Last Samurai World Championship!”