The AEPW show was fine. Benny the evil referee was snug with me but it’s nothing I can’t handle. I’ve been hurt worse for less. I got to win, which was a nice change of pace. What can I say about the MMA fight with Alyonka “Fist” Belaya? I got paid. I wasn’t planning onContinue reading “Tl;dr”
Author Archives: sopantooth
I’m Batman, I’m Awesome, I Got a Nine Pack
Check this shit out, that’s Kalisto! The guy looks like that and he can work and what do they do with him? Literally he gets thrown in the trash by Braun Strowman. How does that fucking make sense? I don’t know if he speaks English very well. I think that holds you back in McMahonland. Continue reading “I’m Batman, I’m Awesome, I Got a Nine Pack”
Total Drama Island
This is going to seem like one of those melodramatic cries for help designed to elicit sympathy or scream for attention but it’s not. I’m many things but an emotional vampire isn’t one of them. I don’t really know what it feels like to be happy. I don’t think I’m depressed or traumatized, I justContinue reading “Total Drama Island”
Differentiation between the figure of the pimp and the social reality are relevant
After the show I worked last night, I watched part of the Dark Side of the Ring about the Fabulous Moolah. She was into turning out the girls she was supposed to be training. This finally gave me an idea for some merch. A shirt that looks like the famous Andre and Hogan poster fromContinue reading “Differentiation between the figure of the pimp and the social reality are relevant”
Slaughterhouse 30
When I pulled up to the venue yesterday, I thought there had to be a mistake. It looked like the kind of place you’d see in a horror movie where a serial killer would wash his mannequins. I called the booker though and it was the right place. I think he fucked up and bookedContinue reading “Slaughterhouse 30”
Bloody Mary’s revenge
My wrist has been aching since the “Irish” Terry affair. I don’t know if I jammed it when I threw that punch or in the scuffle with the referee. My healing spell hasn’t worked very well. It feels better for a couple minutes but then the pain comes back. That’s never happened before. I’ve beenContinue reading “Bloody Mary’s revenge”
You’ll know when I knee you in the face
Last night I worked a match with “Irish” Terry McGinn. I wasn’t sure until I got there if this was an intergender match. It was not, this Terry is a woman. I get flack sometimes for not having a boxing gimmick but she actually did. Doesn’t seem like a good gimmick to me. If you’reContinue reading “You’ll know when I knee you in the face”
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Sometimes I see guys that have military gimmicks. Some of those guys did actually serve. Some of them did not. Flip Gordon has backed off of it but when he first turned up on ROH he had a low level “I served my country” gimmick. He was in the guard for six years. Playing theContinue reading “U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!”
Have you been injured in an accident? You have rights!
A guy contacted me because his girlfriend works for a personal injury lawyer. He was saying that I could sue for having my uterus removed without my consent. I don’t really miss my uterus but if I can get a chunk of change for it why not? I didn’t expect much to come of itContinue reading “Have you been injured in an accident? You have rights!”
Which is worse – serial killers or book snobs?
After my last post I got curious because I remember Royale saying something about a movie actress that helped him do magic. I looked through some of the documents in his trunk and found out who he was talking about. Bessie Love. From Wikipedia – Bessie Love (born Juanita Horton) was an American-British actress whoContinue reading “Which is worse – serial killers or book snobs?”
The Shine 