Is it trite to have a title about the subjective nature of truth, reality, and memory?

Wrestling is a culture of bullshitting.  That probably comes from it being based on a shared delusion.  No one thinks wrestling is real, but everyone agrees to pretend.  Which is pretty strange.  When you go and see Stupid Superhero Movie #58, you don’t pretend that Captain Pecs and Lady T&A are real people really fightingContinue reading “Is it trite to have a title about the subjective nature of truth, reality, and memory?”

More anti-climactic than WrestleMania 16

Erie is a bigger city than I expected.  I thought it was a tiny place but it’s easily the equal of such metropolises as Tuscaloosa, South Bend, or Wichita Falls.  Wasn’t there a crappy TV show about some kids fighting aliens in Erie?  Or witches? The spell led me to an abandoned trailer park. AnContinue reading “More anti-climactic than WrestleMania 16”

Hazard Zet Forward

I got in a car accident last night.  Given how much I drive it’s pretty astounding that was the first time.  Especially since I never learned how to drive.  I just got behind the wheel and went. I’ve heard you can take classes for driving. I think I got the gist. A car coming around aContinue reading “Hazard Zet Forward”

Tempest in a d-cup

I made my way up the coast working shows in Columbus, Chattanooga, Asheville, Richmond, and Allentown before jogging over to Colt’s Neck for the last show before my hunt for the werewolf hunter.  I had a pretty good run for a while of wrestling women who leaned towards a serious gimmick.  Not as much inContinue reading “Tempest in a d-cup”

The old man and the wolf

I was able to track down the mystery girl for the detective with my finding spell.  So I decided to see if I could do the same with Dennis “Scrap Iron” Ray.  If he started wrestling in the 60s he was probably born in the 40s at least so he’s got to be pretty oldContinue reading “The old man and the wolf”

Home is where the conspiracy of silence is

I did something yesterday that is normal for most people.  Not most normal normal people but most normal people in wrestling.  But it was really weird for me.  I drove to Montgomery for a show.  And then I drove back here to Kim’s apartment.  It’s almost like I have a home.  I’m sure that doesn’tContinue reading “Home is where the conspiracy of silence is”

Take a look, it’s in a book

I get depressed if I think about losing Royale’s trunk too much.  Not just because of the magic knowledge lost.  Because he trusted me with it and I let it get burned.  The only spell I remember that I never bothered to use he called amanuensis.  I thought it was a weird magic word butContinue reading “Take a look, it’s in a book”

Law and Order of the Phoenix : Criminal Victim Trial

Detective boob shirt showed up at Kim’s apartment well before six o’clock.  I don’t know exactly when.  I think I heard some pounding on the door when I was still kind of asleep.  What woke me up is when I heard her out in the hallway threatening to shove her gun up someone’s ass andContinue reading “Law and Order of the Phoenix : Criminal Victim Trial”

Law & Order of the Phoenix

I watch a lot of cop shows.  I’m sure very little about them is anything like real life.  For example, I bet in real life lady cops don’t look like pretty actresses.  I’m sure there are some exceptions, but overall I doubt there are a lot of chesty blondes with perfect skin and juicy asses servingContinue reading “Law & Order of the Phoenix”


When I’m working I often arrive at the venues many hours ahead of time.  It annoys me when I can’t get in, but I get it.  If you’re six hours early you can’t be surprised the place isn’t open.     In case there was anyone like me, I was at the Moon early.  Early early.  I was thereContinue reading “Showtime”