The Ithaca Vortex Triangle Mystery

I feel so sick I had to cancel my booking last night.  I really wanted to get a motel room and sleep but I’m right on the edge moneywise again so I didn’t.  My plan was to drive to my next show and just hope that I felt better.  It wasn’t much of a plan.Continue reading “The Ithaca Vortex Triangle Mystery”

Brass Knuckle Barb Wire Bikini Beach Brawl Buckle Match

My street fight got me thinking about gimmick matches.  I daydream sometimes about what I would do if I make it on TV.  Mostly I would annoy people by trying to bring back old wrestling gimmicks that no one wants anymore. I feel like whenever you watch a show from the 70’s there’s always aContinue reading “Brass Knuckle Barb Wire Bikini Beach Brawl Buckle Match”

Protecting Nike’s brand reputation is definitely worth putting someone in prison

The problem with my new piece of crap car is that it’s not big enough to sleep in comfortably.  There are not a lot of options in the $500 or less price range.  A camper van would be my dream.  AEPW contacted me about a rematch, part three of the “Irish” Terry McGinn saga.  IContinue reading “Protecting Nike’s brand reputation is definitely worth putting someone in prison”

It was just like Die Hard

The woman I worked last night wrestled in cut-off Wrangler jeans and Carhartt work boots.  I think it was a gimmick.  I’m still working barefoot and she stepped on my toes about 700 million times.  There’s a spot you do in wrestling with bare feet where you pretend to stomp them.  This wasn’t that, sheContinue reading “It was just like Die Hard”

Remember what the dormouse said

Last night I returned to Lights Out Xtreme Wrestling for my promised match “perfect” for my “gimmick”. The site of this long awaited showdown was the prestigious Cascade Holiday Inn in Akron.  It was quite a night.  I don’t know how many people were there but I believe my previous record at the bullfighting ringContinue reading “Remember what the dormouse said”

Not guilty by reason of insanity

In 1989 three women lured a man into an apartment.  One of them was hiding behind the shower curtain and hit him in the head with an ax.  Their goal was to dismember him, drain his blood, and eat his kidneys.  They believed that this ritual would resurrect Jack the Ripper.  Why would anyone wantContinue reading “Not guilty by reason of insanity”

Always good for a laugh

Half of my matches at least have been intergender.  Usually because I’m the only woman booked on the show.  Until now I’ve never really had any issues with the guys I’ve worked.  Maybe they shit talk behind my back, but to my face they didn’t care.  A lot of them are newer guys who areContinue reading “Always good for a laugh”

You people make me sick

I’ve gotten pretty good at a spell that simply amplifies my voice.  It lets me talk to the crowd like I have a microphone even when I don’t.  Which is always.  A lot of shows I work don’t even have a PA system.  I’ve never been good at promos but last night I started rippingContinue reading “You people make me sick”

What’s in a name?

I watched part of the Undertaker documentary last night.  My main takeaway is that Michelle McCool looks great.  I don’t envy pretty girls often.  Shiny clothes?  Pointy shoes?  Flamboyant make-up?  Complicated underwear.  That is not for me.  But once in a while I do see a woman with a nice hairstyle and I feel jealousContinue reading “What’s in a name?”

I went down, down, down and the flames went higher

 I didn’t know Subway had breakfast sandwiches.  They’re not bad. Adding a stolen hockey mask to my terrible ring gear really improves the look.  I tried wearing the Johnny Cash t-shirt inside out but the graphic is irritating against the skin.  So I’m a masked psycho that likes Ring of Fire a lot.  I hadContinue reading “I went down, down, down and the flames went higher”