Be like Subway – do good

When I went into Subway this morning, they informed me that the rewards card I was using was stolen and they were calling the police.  This means that the hockey guy I stole it from took the time to report to Subway.  And that Subway took the time to flag the card in their system. Continue reading “Be like Subway – do good”

Grace’s new look

Previously on Cult is Such An Ugly Word (terrible title) – after a violent incident, Grace’s car was impounded by the Lyons PD. Since she has no license, insurance, tags, or title (and because she was depressed) Grace gave up getting the car back even though it contained all her worldly possessions. Including her ringContinue reading “Grace’s new look”

Syndrome of subjective doubles

On the show I worked last night, there was a guy who billed himself as Howard Traylor of Howard Traylor’s Dodge.  His gimmick was anyone in the crowd could fight him, and if they lasted 5 minutes they’d get a fully loaded brand new Ram.  I assumed this was a work, but from what IContinue reading “Syndrome of subjective doubles”

Who’s on your Mt. Rushmore of serial killers?

Getting back to my car and on the road was a pain in the ass but it wasn’t interesting, so I won’t talk about it.  I wonder if hitchhiking was ever really a thing or just something in movies.  A guy backstage at the show I worked last night was talking about how there areContinue reading “Who’s on your Mt. Rushmore of serial killers?”

Protect yourself at all times

I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been in a place with no mobile coverage.  I didn’t know that was possible.  A few days ago, the professor drove me in his Lexus to an area that didn’t even look like it was part of this country – just trees.  I didn’t see any buildingsContinue reading “Protect yourself at all times”

School of Hard Knockers 8 – Ivy League

I don’t feel great about mooching off the professor but I don’t hate it either.  It took a few days for him to arrange a meeting with the mystery man, and once he found out I was sleeping in my car, he set me up with a guest suite on campus.  Now I can sayContinue reading “School of Hard Knockers 8 – Ivy League”

I punched him right in his 100 year old face

I didn’t believe the Professor at first.  The spells he said he could do aren’t things you can prove.  What won me over is when he said he could do a protection spell.  Of sorts.  I don’t think he realized how hard I can hit.  I just knocked his glasses off and pushed him backContinue reading “I punched him right in his 100 year old face”

Bed, Breakfast & Beyond (aka any person any study)

I never thought about what a bed and breakfast was.  Turns out it’s some people in a fancy house that rent you a room, or bed if you will, and make you breakfast.  It was easily the nicest place I’ve ever been.  It was just a big house I’m sure but I couldn’t stop myselfContinue reading “Bed, Breakfast & Beyond (aka any person any study)”

The Ithaca Vortex Triangle Mystery

I feel so sick I had to cancel my booking last night.  I really wanted to get a motel room and sleep but I’m right on the edge moneywise again so I didn’t.  My plan was to drive to my next show and just hope that I felt better.  It wasn’t much of a plan.Continue reading “The Ithaca Vortex Triangle Mystery”

Brass Knuckle Barb Wire Bikini Beach Brawl Buckle Match

My street fight got me thinking about gimmick matches.  I daydream sometimes about what I would do if I make it on TV.  Mostly I would annoy people by trying to bring back old wrestling gimmicks that no one wants anymore. I feel like whenever you watch a show from the 70’s there’s always aContinue reading “Brass Knuckle Barb Wire Bikini Beach Brawl Buckle Match”