Leave a candle in the window

It’s been a strange few weeks.  I’ve never stayed anywhere this long before.  Kim has an apartment that he keeps even though he has a house.  He’s letting me staying there.  I guess I live in Tallahassee now?  He’s odd.  It always throws me when someone is into their ethnicity.  He talks a lot about beingContinue reading “Leave a candle in the window”

A disco biscuit is drugs right?

My last post where I was coldly talking about my foster families got me thinking that I should try to have more of a relationship with Doug the Disco Biscuit.  Since he saved my life.  I gave him a call to thank him.  I’m not sure who it was more awkward for.  We struggled through maybeContinue reading “A disco biscuit is drugs right?”

Family values

A guy from one of my foster homes contacted me.  That’s an awkward way to avoid saying foster brother.   The longest I was in a foster home was six months.  I don’t consider any of those people family.  That sounds mean.  It’s not supposed to.  Sorry, guy, if you’re reading this.  I don’t mean toContinue reading “Family values”

If someone comes to the show by mule that’s a good sign also

I saw Angela Hill at the gym the other day.  The only reason I recognized her is because I saw a tweet from her recently.  More surprising is that she recognized me from my bare-knuckle fight.  We chatted for a bit.  She was complimentary about how tough I was, but I could tell she wasContinue reading “If someone comes to the show by mule that’s a good sign also”


I have no bookings on the schedule and I’m in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.  I’ve got 200 bucks for gas to get somewhere if I do get booked.  Other than that, I spent the last of my money at Leatha’s BBQ.  I keep saying that I’m better with my money than it seems.  Obviously I’m lying toContinue reading “Stuck”

A quad to remember

I didn’t see what happened, but last night they carried a guy into the back that couldn’t put any weight on one leg.  People were saying that it was a torn quad but I don’t know if that’s true. I think I’ve worked more than a hundred shows at this point but I’ve hardly everContinue reading “A quad to remember”

The 4th rule of outlaw fight club is blah blah you know whatever

The first Outlaw Fight Club show went up today.  It’s pretty well produced.  Not good good, but it looks as good as anything you’re going to see out here in the real world.  The roster was pretty weak but the presentation was good.  Which goes a long way.  Paris Torissi was in the main eventContinue reading “The 4th rule of outlaw fight club is blah blah you know whatever”

Usually sex gets top billing

Last night, I ran into Josh aka Dan Conway aka the orgy guy aka the part time male prostitute.  He’s now working under the name Mustafa “Bayonet” Tanaka which is pretty ballsy for a white guy.  Is ballsy the right word for what he’s doing?  The initial awkwardness generated by our last meeting soon gaveContinue reading “Usually sex gets top billing”

The third rule of outlaw fight club is being a waste of human skin

I’m not an angry person.  I learned early in life that getting mad doesn’t help anything.  I have enough problems without making things worse for myself.  I am currently fucking livid.  I was driving into La Grande when the Outlaw Fight Club guy called and told me that plans had changed.  They are now goingContinue reading “The third rule of outlaw fight club is being a waste of human skin”

Even Robert Redford did it

It doesn’t happen as much these days, but once upon a time in the biz, a lot of people used the same moniker.  There were 5-10 Nature Boys at any one time.  I don’t understand that one.  What’s a Nature Boy?  Did they mean like Tarzan?  Then you had your Hacksaws, Crushers, Bruisers, King Kongs,Continue reading “Even Robert Redford did it”