I’m Batman, I’m Awesome, I Got a Nine Pack

Check this shit out, that’s Kalisto!    The guy looks like that and he can work and what do they do with him?  Literally he gets thrown in the trash by Braun Strowman.  How does that fucking make sense?  I don’t know if he speaks English very well.  I think that holds you back in McMahonland. Continue reading “I’m Batman, I’m Awesome, I Got a Nine Pack”

Total Drama Island

This is going to seem like one of those melodramatic cries for help designed to elicit sympathy or scream for attention but it’s not.  I’m many things but an emotional vampire isn’t one of them.  I don’t really know what it feels like to be happy.  I don’t think I’m depressed or traumatized, I justContinue reading “Total Drama Island”

Differentiation between the figure of the pimp and the social reality are relevant

After the show I worked last night, I watched part of the Dark Side of the Ring about the Fabulous Moolah.  She was into turning out the girls she was supposed to be training.  This finally gave me an idea for some merch.  A shirt that looks like the famous Andre and Hogan poster fromContinue reading “Differentiation between the figure of the pimp and the social reality are relevant”

Bloody Mary’s revenge

My wrist has been aching since the “Irish” Terry affair.  I don’t know if I jammed it when I threw that punch or in the scuffle with the referee.  My healing spell hasn’t worked very well.  It feels better for a couple minutes but then the pain comes back.  That’s never happened before.  I’ve beenContinue reading “Bloody Mary’s revenge”

You’ll know when I knee you in the face

Last night I worked a match with “Irish” Terry McGinn.  I wasn’t sure until I got there if this was an intergender match.  It was not, this Terry is a woman.  I get flack sometimes for not having a boxing gimmick but she actually did.  Doesn’t seem like a good gimmick to me.  If you’reContinue reading “You’ll know when I knee you in the face”

Have you been injured in an accident? You have rights!

A guy contacted me because his girlfriend works for a personal injury lawyer.  He was saying that I could sue for having my uterus removed without my consent. I don’t really miss my uterus but if I can get a chunk of change for it why not?  I didn’t expect much to come of itContinue reading “Have you been injured in an accident? You have rights!”

Which is worse – serial killers or book snobs?

After my last post I got curious because I remember Royale saying something about a movie actress that helped him do magic.  I looked through some of the documents in his trunk and found out who he was talking about.  Bessie Love.  From Wikipedia – Bessie Love (born Juanita Horton) was an American-British actress whoContinue reading “Which is worse – serial killers or book snobs?”

Main event – Jolly Jane VS. Merlin

Some commenters have complained that I haven’t been talking about magic much lately.  That’s fair, no one is reading this because they need a behind the scenes look at wrestling.  There’s millions of sites for that.  There’s not much to say.  I’ve been trying to learn as much as I can on my own butContinue reading “Main event – Jolly Jane VS. Merlin”