Kebab man said that because I was friends with Stella he’ll to cut me deal and only charge me $1500 to investigateT8. That’s half his normal rate he pointed out. I got paid that much once for a bare knuckle fight. I asked him if I couldn’t afford $800 how did he think I was goingContinue reading “The poor magician’s almanac”
Monthly Archives: August 2022
Garment industry > necromancy
After I left it occurred to me that I never considered if Jackie was actually capable of reading minds. Does that mean I’m getting jaded? Doesn’t seem good whatever it means. I called Jackie’s contact who he said that his necromancy consulting fee is $800/hour. When I said I couldn’t afford that and he hungContinue reading “Garment industry > necromancy”
The Librarians in the Quest for the Lying Liar’s Lies
I called a couple of the professor’s ghost clients pretending to be his assistant. I’ve been lying a lot lately. I don’t love it. I was following up to make sure their ghost eradication needs were still met. And since I had them on the line I asked where they had heard about the serviceContinue reading “The Librarians in the Quest for the Lying Liar’s Lies”