The poor magician’s almanac

Kebab man said that because I was friends with Stella he’ll to cut me deal and only charge me $1500 to investigateT8.  That’s half his normal rate he pointed out.  I got paid that much once for a bare knuckle fight.  I asked him if I couldn’t afford $800 how did he think I was goingContinue reading “The poor magician’s almanac”

Garment industry > necromancy

After I left it occurred to me that I never considered if Jackie was actually capable of reading minds.  Does that mean I’m getting jaded?  Doesn’t seem good whatever it means. I called Jackie’s contact who he said that his necromancy consulting fee is $800/hour.  When I said I couldn’t afford that and he hungContinue reading “Garment industry > necromancy”

The Librarians in the Quest for the Lying Liar’s Lies

I called a couple of the professor’s ghost clients pretending to be his assistant.  I’ve been lying a lot lately.  I don’t love it.    I was following up to make sure their ghost eradication needs were still met.  And since I had them on the line I asked where they had heard about the serviceContinue reading “The Librarians in the Quest for the Lying Liar’s Lies”