The old bad cop walrus cop routine

The police station they took me too was very nice.  They left me chained to a table for longer than I think they’re supposed to.  Where’s the ACLU when you need them?  I’m sure that I could have used my strength spell to break the shackles.  I didn’t because I figured that I couldn’t beContinue reading “The old bad cop walrus cop routine”

I think emergency whistle is the preferred nomenclature

Okay.  Approaching Kaisey on campus wasn’t the best idea.  I thought that she would be less likely to make a scene with a bunch of people around.  She went the other way.  In fairness to myself going in I didn’t plan on doing anything other than talking to her.  When I saw that she hadContinue reading “I think emergency whistle is the preferred nomenclature”

Here I go again on my own

I sat in the car for a while with the book.  And the cash.  Taking that makes me a thief I reckon.  I tried my finding spell on the person who made the book.  Didn’t work.   I didn’t expect it would. What do I do about the two guys I sent to the yellow wallpaper maze? Continue reading “Here I go again on my own”

Examining the lives and morality of young people at the dawn of the Jazz Age

I took Alpha Chi Delta’s keys and noclipped him.  I told him his “brother” was around with food and water in the land of endless yellow walls if he could find him.    I parked his Mazda CX-5 by a trailhead.  While I was driving his car I thought that I should get a sedan or a vehicleContinue reading “Examining the lives and morality of young people at the dawn of the Jazz Age”

OOC – Botchamania

It’s been said that you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Like many motivational sayings it doesn’t actually make sense but we all get the idea. A few months back I saw a kickstarter for a comic book (Disciple) about a pro wrestler who starts doing magic stuff. I thought, neat someone hasContinue reading “OOC – Botchamania”

I bet urologists have seen worse

When I woke up Martynova was already gone.  I picked up the tailgate special from Chicken Express.  50 spicy tenders, corn on the cob, cheese sticks, mac & cheese, coleslaw, apple pie, biscuits with gravy, and 2 gallons of sweet tea for 34 bucks.  I hope some cold chicken is thanks enough for her help.  IContinue reading “I bet urologists have seen worse”

Plié and Relevé

Martynova did come back with a hammer.  I couldn’t go through with it.  Maybe it was because of the hammer.  Brought back bad memories.  Maybe if she had come back with a screwdriver I would have tortured a man.  I don’t like to think about that.    After I declined her off she sat on the porch smokingContinue reading “Plié and Relevé”

S-M-R-T

If anyone ever thought about magic being real most people would assume that you have to be smart to do it.  In fantasy stories wizards are old and wise.  They have old busy wisdom beards so you know.  They have to go magic school for hundreds of years.  They live in towers, the smartest kind ofContinue reading “S-M-R-T”

Hot in Abilene

I don’t know anyone believed my bounty hunter story or if they didn’t care, or if they all went back inside to call the cops, but no one came out to do anything in response me choking out their apartment manager.  Once he was out I went into the apartment and saw Rose Red’s sister slumped overContinue reading “Hot in Abilene”