The stars at night, Are big and bright

I worked a Texas Death Match with Rose Red the Texas Vampire in Lubbock.  Lubbock is in Texas if you weren’t sure.  This battle took place in glamorous Prima Vista Events Center in Lubbock Texas.  That particular venue has no locker room.  After our match I was sitting outside in the parking lot bleeding and having aContinue reading “The stars at night, Are big and bright”

Amazing Grace VS Palaestra live from the Isle of Lesbos

The NOW!-NTWF-LWA-EPAP “Supertour” has been going well so far.  I feel like I’m getting back into the swing.  A few years ago some wrestlers who wanted a free cruise scammed their way into doing a show at sea.  I’ve heard it was a disaster.  It caught out on anyway.  BBQ sauce man “pulled some strings”Continue reading “Amazing Grace VS Palaestra live from the Isle of Lesbos”

Also not to be confused with Mason “the Abilene Dream Machine” Kincaid

NOW! Profession Wrestling, North Texas Wrestling Federation, Longhorn Wrestling, and El Paso Arena Pro are combining for a series of “super” shows.  Shows not just across the Lone Star state of Texas but in such exotic faraway lands as Little Rock Arkansas, Evanston Illinois, Tempe Arizona, and Mulvane Kansas.  They promised me bookings for theContinue reading “Also not to be confused with Mason “the Abilene Dream Machine” Kincaid”

He’s not wrong but you don’t need to say it

I tweeted out my next show dates and a dude responded by saying that having sex with me must be like laying naked on a pile of Legos.  A few hours later when I was a gas station a guy in line made fun of my Velcro wallet with baseballs on it.  And then inContinue reading “He’s not wrong but you don’t need to say it”

On to Columbus

How much does someone owe you if you save their life?  Everything.  In truth even if you save someone you can’t trade on their goodwill forever.  That’s extortion.  I saved you so you owe me.  Not cool.    Lucy floated me some money to help Andrea and Cassie get relocated.   She told me that she doesn’tContinue reading “On to Columbus”

Part 15 – Trouble with the curve

One time there was this book called Freakanomics.  It made the claim that the drug trade is the world’s worst pyramid scheme.  This book outlined that the street dealers, who take most of the risk of getting shot by rivals and/or getting sent to prison, make less than minimum wage while the bosses at theContinue reading “Part 15 – Trouble with the curve”

Part 14 – The third incantation of pickle magic has been lost since the 11th school rectification

The human mind has a real hard on for patterns.  It’s been “proven” many a time given the chance your mind will find patterns where none exist.  Why does this happen?  Maybe because it offers an illusion of control and understanding.  That illusion is helpful because most people don’t handle it well when confronted withContinue reading “Part 14 – The third incantation of pickle magic has been lost since the 11th school rectification”

Part 13 – Ungrand theft auto

Grace doesn’t want to yell at Andrea, for a variety of reasons.  She has no problem yelling at Huddie.  Right now any generally. “Huddie, what the hell did you do to those guys?  Did you kill them?  Those were cops Huddie!  Real cops!”  Huddie’s response is slurred mumbling that may have been something about raspberryContinue reading “Part 13 – Ungrand theft auto”

Part 12 – Helping

Before Grace can get “What the fuck are you doing?!” shouted out of her mouth Huddie is springing through the door of the stolen Trax, he’s damn spry for a 170-year-old fella.  Once out he’s on the run doing some wuxia arm waving accompanying words that sound like an Italian composer discussing his newest composition. Continue reading “Part 12 – Helping”

Interlude – What measure a man?

Richard Forde was born March 16, 1828 in Ireland.  He doesn’t remember exactly where, he hasn’t been home for a long time and his memory isn’t what it once was.  After failing to gain entry to Trinity College of Medicine in 1846 he moved to London to attend law school, quitting sometime during his secondContinue reading “Interlude – What measure a man?”