Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 5 – History

Millerton Lake is near the town of Friant.  Friant was originally called Mugginsville, and after that it became Converse Ferry, and then Jonesville (not the one where all those people killed themselves, that’s in South America) and then Hamptonville, and then Pollasky before settling on Friant.  It’s been Friant for more than a hundred years now.    No oneContinue reading “Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 5 – History”

Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 4 – Did you say Techno Tit Land?

Once relieved of their burden of a vanfull of nude kidnappees, Grace and Sanaa head off into the dark scary California night, guided by Sanaa’s vague sense of whatever she’s sensing with witch stuff.  It’s only about ten miles to Millerton Lake but it takes them more than half an hour to get there because they don’tContinue reading “Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 4 – Did you say Techno Tit Land?”

Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 3 – Nude murder sexy podcast

Sanaa clutches at Grace’s arm with a painful grip that belies her small stature, speaking right in her ear with an urgent whisper.  “We don’t have time for this, we need to hurry!”  Annoyed, Grace shrugs off her hand “Don’t paw at me please.  We can’t just leave them here like this.”  Grace makes aContinue reading “Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 3 – Nude murder sexy podcast”

Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 2 – What’s the deal with the use of supernatural powers or magic for evil and selfish purposes?

Grace’s first thought is to jump back in the car, fire it up and peel out Fast and Furious style, but the road (such as it is) only leads down to the farm or towards the approaching headlights.  In theory a Rav4 should be fine for going off road but it’s barely capable of holdingContinue reading “Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura part 2 – What’s the deal with the use of supernatural powers or magic for evil and selfish purposes?”

Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura – part 1

(Editors warning/apology switching from journal mode to narrative mode) “Can you give me some clue on what we’re supposed to be doing?  Because there’s no way in Hell we’re going to be getting in there unless you can turn invisible.  Can you turn invisible?” Sanaa shakes her head, still looking worriedly at the complex “SoContinue reading “Gracia Asombrosa contra magia oscura – part 1”

Is GTA still a thing?

On July 13th 1977, the power went out in New York City for 25 hours.  During that time, 1000 fires were started and 2000 stores were looted.  By the time we got there, the city Fresno had been without power for several days.  I was at a club where a comedian was doing a bitContinue reading “Is GTA still a thing?”

Do spirits twerk?

Before we hit the road to Fresno, Sanaa had to ritually cleanse herself in the Tule River.  Then she had to go touch an old tree.  Then she had to go look at a pond.  Then we had to go to a farmers market and to a community service project plot of land where theyContinue reading “Do spirits twerk?”

Woo hoo witchy woman

Some of the communities in this part of California have been without power for four days now.  The media has been showing two clips from Fresno over and over again.  The first is of a mob of local business owners fighting in the street with a mob of looters.  The second is two National GuardContinue reading “Woo hoo witchy woman”

Four people killed in Carmel

Last night in addition to a wrestling show, Carmel California was also host to a quadruple murder.  The perpetrator is still at large but he’s believed to be Andrew Gale.  Andrew Gale escaped from Salinas Valley State Prison two days ago.  No knows how he escaped but they assume it has something to do withContinue reading “Four people killed in Carmel”

The immortal demon luchador hitman you’re looking for is in another castle

The Sunset Center in Carmel is the first wrestling venue I’ve been to that has a photography gallery, pottery and dance studios, as well as workshops for the arts.  What arts specifically?  That’s what I’d like to know.  I’m going to go out on a limb and say it’s the last wrestling venue I’ll goContinue reading “The immortal demon luchador hitman you’re looking for is in another castle”