Monsters

According to a sign, Saint Clairsville, Ohio has a population of 5,763.  Which apparently is enough people to support having a shitty comedy show and a shitty wrestling show the same night.  Christie came to my show and I told him we’d do a bit where he’d heckle me and then I’d come out andContinue reading “Monsters”

Is it a tight 5 or a straight 6?

Aside from me, wrestlers travel together.  It’s a thing.  It’s a thing so hard WWE made a show about it.  Especially when you’re first starting out, you and 8 buddies all pile in a van and sleep in one hotel room like kids on spring break.  I never got into that.  Sexual assault only beingContinue reading “Is it a tight 5 or a straight 6?”

There’s a possibility all that I had was all I’m gon’ get

When I asked Christie why he didn’t just “noclip” away instead of being interrogated by me, he looked at me like I was stupid.  He said that there’s no way out of “there”.  I told him that I had been there and that I had brought Linda back too.  I showed him the picture butContinue reading “There’s a possibility all that I had was all I’m gon’ get”