Death wore a cowboy hat

I suppose instead of putting together a wrestling show I should be traveling the country figuring out what the female empowerment cult people are up to and coming up with a plan for putting a stop to their wicked ways.  But why is that my responsibility?  That sounds childish but I still feel it.

I hate superhero movies.  One reason why is that the super people aren’t really doing anything – why aren’t they out using their superpowers all the time to help the world instead of waiting for a space mutant to try and murder everyone before they get their shit together? 

Why does Superman waste time as pretending to be a reporter when people are being murdered every second of the day?  Why isn’t he Supermanning all the time?

But here I am doing the same thing.  Not that I’m a superhero, but if you find out about a murder cult shouldn’t you do something?  What would that something be though?  I don’t want to be one of those people who just throw up their hands and give up because a problem is “too big” but I don’t know what to do about it. 

Other than murder of course.  I could hunt down all the cult people and kill them.  Doesn’t seem like a good idea though.

Forgetting about murder cults for a minute I actually got a couple bookings recently.  I think because the people I’m booking on my show having been putting in a good word for me.  I’ve been in Texas for a couple days working shows.  I realized this – if you call someone ma’am while wearing a cowboy hat that changes everything. 

When a hatless guy ma’ams you it seems snide at best.  But when they have a cowboy hat on it seems respectful and old-fashioned in a good way.  I wonder what other powers different kinds of hats have.   

Published by sopantooth

Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: