Introductory Entomology – Part 2

Once the bone fides of the bugman were established, 42561 explained to Grace in a desperate torrent of words that she had worked a show at the casino last night.  42561 had planned on spending the morning wandering around Needles before she headed out to her next gig, but while she was doing so anContinue reading “Introductory Entomology – Part 2”

Introductory Entomology – Part 1

Grace never bothered to change her phone’s ringtone.  The vaguely electronic dance music chirping sound it emitted was the same one that it came with.  Her phone is her lifeline to the world.  It’s her source of work and entertainment both.  But she kind of hates it.    Looking at the screen she was surprised toContinue reading “Introductory Entomology – Part 1”

Out of character update

I’m told it’s unseemly to make “funny” comments about how few readers you have so I won’t, even though that’s my inclination.  Although I just did basically. I’m going to change the format for a little while.  I want to do some more narrative style writing rather than the phony journal format.  I’ve been writingContinue reading “Out of character update”

Sexy sexy shower time (with sex)

I’m no Milana Vayntrub.  Clearly.  Still, I get my share of gross comments.  I’ve learned that it really doesn’t matter what you look like, if you’re a woman, some man is going to take time out of his day to make sure you know what you’re for – sex.  I think it’s a genetic thingContinue reading “Sexy sexy shower time (with sex)”

The amazingly cancelled Grace

They’re taking me off TV for a while so they can repackage me.  They said it in a nicer way, but the gist of it is that my debut is sucking and they want to regroup.  It wouldn’t surprise me if they kept me off TV and scrubbed the whole idea until my contract runsContinue reading “The amazingly cancelled Grace”

The heat (not that terrible movie with Sandra Bullock)

Things aren’t going okay.    When I trained with Doug the Disco Biscuit, he talked about how you need to perform when you’re on camera, but it wasn’t something I worried about because I never thought it would happen.  No one has said anything but when I watch my matches, I can tell I’m fucking up and notContinue reading “The heat (not that terrible movie with Sandra Bullock)”