Little Miss Sunshine 2 – The Revenge

The dogman said that he had been waiting for me.  At first I thought he meant that literally.  That he knew I was coming the way the Asian girl did.  Clairvoyance.  He didn’t mean that.  He meant that he had been waiting for someone to come. Without any prompting, he started talking.  Standing there inContinue reading “Little Miss Sunshine 2 – The Revenge”

Ask a stupid question

My spell led me to Venture Mechanical, the US headquarters of Kubota Tractor Corporation.  I don’t know where I imagined a blood mage to be but that wasn’t it.  I didn’t picture that a blood mage would have a job at all.  I guess they need to eat just like everyone else.  That’s depressing.  It’sContinue reading “Ask a stupid question”

Hungry ghosts

Since I’ve learned that I can use my finding spell to find people, dead or alive, I’ve been struggling with something.  Should I try it to find Obaluaiye?  Or Royale?  Probably they’re dead.  If they’re alive, they have reason for not contacting me.  In either of those cases there’s no reason to try and findContinue reading “Hungry ghosts”

Inner beauty

I did an interview.  No one has ever wanted to interview me before.  They said it was for a British wrestling magazine.  But there can’t still be wrestling magazines, can there be?  Maybe they meant an online “magazine”.  Because of Kinross retiring and me being her partner in the tournament, a few people want toContinue reading “Inner beauty”

Why do we send rovers to Mars if not to rescue people from blood sacrifice?

I had a dream last night that aliens abducted me.  They took me to Mars and put me on a big red pyramid and cut my heart out to fuel a blood magic ritual.  If aliens showed up, people would freak out.  They would probably be so freaked out by aliens existing they wouldn’t careContinue reading “Why do we send rovers to Mars if not to rescue people from blood sacrifice?”

Porn Star – The Revenge!

The referee was wearing a cerulean blue shirt.  Usually they wear a white and black striped shirt like a real referee .  Or sometimes they wear a shirt for the company when they can’t afford a striped shirt.  This guy was wearing a cerulean blue shirt.  It looked shiny like tops women wear.  What is thatContinue reading “Porn Star – The Revenge!”

The butterjunk effect

Who knew a scrapyard could have history?  In 1960, Gerald Marsden came to Plainview (I just realized what a burn that name is) to be a farmer.  He sucked at farming but he made money on the side fixing up tractors and cars.  After a couple years, he gave up on the farming and gotContinue reading “The butterjunk effect”

Did the car in Christine talk or what am I thinking of?

I was headed to a show in Lacrosse so I stopped in Plainview to visit Benji and Tommy.  They run a scrapyard outside of town.  We had traded a few messages after I found Dennis’s body.  We talked about that for a little bit.  It was awkward.   I wanted to visit because I had readContinue reading “Did the car in Christine talk or what am I thinking of?”

The religion of sport

Two people that read this are fans of mine.  But they’re wrestling fans so they’re pretty mean to me.  A couple read this for no reason I can tell.  They aren’t into wrestling or magic.  That’s about it for regular readers.  Most other people just stop by, say something weird, and that’s it. Because myContinue reading “The religion of sport”

Amazing Grace Walking Tour of Mystery (OOC)

I realized early on that I didn’t want to keep track of dates and things like that so the time period between Grace’s post is undefined. Sometimes I kind of keep track of where she is and how long it takes to get to places but I gave up on saying where she was too.Continue reading “Amazing Grace Walking Tour of Mystery (OOC)”