Friendship is magic 2 – Magic friendship is friendship magic

I worked my last show before heading back to Tallahassee last night in York.  I thought I heard that York was where the Revolutionary War started but I didn’t see any statues or plaques about it so maybe not.  Seems like the kind of thing a city would make a big deal about.    The showContinue reading “Friendship is magic 2 – Magic friendship is friendship magic”

Hard to believe but I actually get some information for once

Turns out that you can have visitors in rehab on occasion.  Even if I had been “home” at the time though, I doubt I could have come up with a reason to tag along.  I’m not a very good liar.  I casually asked Evan if his friend had said anything “weird” when he told meContinue reading “Hard to believe but I actually get some information for once”

I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe

I detoured to meet up with Josh/Dan/Mustafa in Cincinnati.  His drug/sex/music cult was having a meet and greet and I wanted to see what it was all about.    The guy giving the seminar definitely looked like he was into drugs but is not someone I would touch with a 10-foot sex pole.  His music credentialsContinue reading “I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe”

Cuz you can’t, you won’t, and you don’t stop

Evan stopped by the apartment to ask me what had happened.  I told him I was sorry but I didn’t find his friend.  He thanked me for getting his friend home.  I’m not a very good liar.  He said that his friend was in rehab now.  It’s too bad that you can’t have visitors inContinue reading “Cuz you can’t, you won’t, and you don’t stop”

Hello, my name is Amy

Someday I’d like to have a car that doesn’t end up with bloodstains all over the driver’s seat.  Heck, let’s shoot for the stars and make that a car without blood on any of the seats.  What I did was stupid for several reasons.  Remember how I told you how magic works.  That there’s aContinue reading “Hello, my name is Amy”

What hurt worst was the disrespect. J/K the pain was much worse.

I couldn’t sleep.  The idea that someone might be held against their will at that place was messing with me.  So I came up with a plan.  A really stupid plan.  I drove out to Havana.  When I was a couple blocks away from the club I called 911 and said that a woman wasContinue reading “What hurt worst was the disrespect. J/K the pain was much worse.”

You’d think an alien wizard would be better at this

Last night a guy came up to me after my show and explained that the reason I can do magic is became I’m an alien hybrid.  You see what happened was back in the day, humans were slaves to the Atlanteans and Lemurians.  Atlantis gets all the press but there was another island called LemuriaContinue reading “You’d think an alien wizard would be better at this”

Leg(work) day

I used my finding spell on Evan and Freddie’s friend.  It’s not like remote viewing or clairvoyance.  When it works, I just know where I need to go.  You ever see one of those little weird buildings that could be an auto body shop or an exterminator or a place saying they can fix yourContinue reading “Leg(work) day”

Friendship is magic. Actually no, magic is magic. Friendship is nice.

In the old days sometimes people used to get so worked up about what was going on in the ring, they would try to stab the bad guys.  Sometimes they would succeed in stabbing them.  One of my goals in wrestling is for someone to hate me so much they try and stab me.  IContinue reading “Friendship is magic. Actually no, magic is magic. Friendship is nice.”

Thrice upon a time in Mexico

I called up Morgan Kingwood to see if he was interested in working an angle.  Make some money out of our real beef.  He said if he ever saw me again, he was going to run me down with his Caddy.  I still think it’s a good idea.  People take things too personally. Last nightContinue reading “Thrice upon a time in Mexico”