Take a look, it’s in a book

I get depressed if I think about losing Royale’s trunk too much.  Not just because of the magic knowledge lost.  Because he trusted me with it and I let it get burned.  The only spell I remember that I never bothered to use he called amanuensis.  I thought it was a weird magic word butContinue reading “Take a look, it’s in a book”

Law and Order of the Phoenix : Criminal Victim Trial

Detective boob shirt showed up at Kim’s apartment well before six o’clock.  I don’t know exactly when.  I think I heard some pounding on the door when I was still kind of asleep.  What woke me up is when I heard her out in the hallway threatening to shove her gun up someone’s ass andContinue reading “Law and Order of the Phoenix : Criminal Victim Trial”

Law & Order of the Phoenix

I watch a lot of cop shows.  I’m sure very little about them is anything like real life.  For example, I bet in real life lady cops don’t look like pretty actresses.  I’m sure there are some exceptions, but overall I doubt there are a lot of chesty blondes with perfect skin and juicy asses servingContinue reading “Law & Order of the Phoenix”


When I’m working I often arrive at the venues many hours ahead of time.  It annoys me when I can’t get in, but I get it.  If you’re six hours early you can’t be surprised the place isn’t open.     In case there was anyone like me, I was at the Moon early.  Early early.  I was thereContinue reading “Showtime”

You’re an adult find your own meth!

I often hear wrestlers complaining about promoters not doing enough to advertise shows.  Now that I’m on the other side I understand a little better.  I employed my vast social media empire to flood my dozens of followers with propaganda about the show.  I contacted some local radio stations, most of which weren’t interested atContinue reading “You’re an adult find your own meth!”

Too many girls

Kim said that I should put a show together instead of whining about not getting booked.  I told him I’ve not been whining at all.  We argued about that for probably half an hour.  He said he never heard me talk so much before.  Then he asked why I was focused on that and notContinue reading “Too many girls”

Leave a candle in the window

It’s been a strange few weeks.  I’ve never stayed anywhere this long before.  Kim has an apartment that he keeps even though he has a house.  He’s letting me staying there.  I guess I live in Tallahassee now?  He’s odd.  It always throws me when someone is into their ethnicity.  He talks a lot about beingContinue reading “Leave a candle in the window”

A disco biscuit is drugs right?

My last post where I was coldly talking about my foster families got me thinking that I should try to have more of a relationship with Doug the Disco Biscuit.  Since he saved my life.  I gave him a call to thank him.  I’m not sure who it was more awkward for.  We struggled through maybeContinue reading “A disco biscuit is drugs right?”

Family values

A guy from one of my foster homes contacted me.  That’s an awkward way to avoid saying foster brother.   The longest I was in a foster home was six months.  I don’t consider any of those people family.  That sounds mean.  It’s not supposed to.  Sorry, guy, if you’re reading this.  I don’t mean toContinue reading “Family values”