I watched part of the Undertaker documentary last night. My main takeaway is that Michelle McCool looks great. I don’t envy pretty girls often. Shiny clothes? Pointy shoes? Flamboyant make-up? Complicated underwear. That is not for me. But once in a while I do see a woman with a nice hairstyle and I feel jealousContinue reading “What’s in a name?”
Monthly Archives: November 2020
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
I didn’t know Subway had breakfast sandwiches. They’re not bad. Adding a stolen hockey mask to my terrible ring gear really improves the look. I tried wearing the Johnny Cash t-shirt inside out but the graphic is irritating against the skin. So I’m a masked psycho that likes Ring of Fire a lot. I hadContinue reading “I went down, down, down and the flames went higher”
Eat Fresh
I got a DM from a guy today offering me fifty bucks if I send him a nude picture wearing Joker make-up. Turns out that I do have chances to sell out, they’re just really cheap. A few weeks ago I got a call from someone saying they wanted to book me for a bare-knuckleContinue reading “Eat Fresh”
Fear is a reaction, what you do is a choice
When I was driving yesterday, I saw that Royale’s trunk had appeared in the backseat of my new car. Like magic. This more than anything else has made me feel better. Maybe it means he’s still alive. Maybe it means even if he’s dead he’s still with me somehow. Magic is real, why not spirits?Continue reading “Fear is a reaction, what you do is a choice”
Bite the pillow
Some assholes in the comments have asked why I’m still posting if I’m so broken up about what happened in Lyons. It’s a fair question. They’re still assholes. Writing these messages doesn’t make me feel better but it makes me not feel worse. When I was a kid a social worker told me once thatContinue reading “Bite the pillow”
Me and Jeff Hardy
When I got to the show I told the promoter I had been robbed and I had no gear. He gave me half my money up front and I went to Wal-Mart. Olive green “athletic” shorts and a black Johnny Cash t-shirt is my ring gear now. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard aContinue reading “Me and Jeff Hardy”
Problem dog
I bought a 1980 Crown Victoria for 5oo bucks. The odometer says it has 34,000 miles on it. How is that possible? I should have asked. I was too busy feeling sorry for myself. Now I have a piece of shit car, my phone, and the clothes on my back. I lost my adapter withContinue reading “Problem dog”
Nothing to say
I don’t feel the need to apologize for not posting for a while this time. What is there to say? That I’m drinking too much? That I can’t sleep but I lay in bed most of the day? That I’m blowing through my money staying at a motel and not looking for work? My car’sContinue reading “Nothing to say”
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She hadn’t given me very good directions where we were supposed to meet in Portage Woods but when I got there I followed the sounds of yelling. You forget how far voices carry at night. Maybe it seems that way because everything is quieter at night. I walked on a paved trail for a whileContinue reading “(untitled)”