I’ve got a blind date with destiny and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.

Last night was my final show before the bare-knuckle brawl in Biloxi.  I’m going to take a week off.  That’s plenty of time to train for a legit fight, isn’t it?    I worked with Bloody Mary again.  Our “incident” has some buzz online so we have a brief period where we can get a decent payday together. Continue reading “I’ve got a blind date with destiny and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.”

You can choose to be anything in this world – why do so many choose to be turds?

I had a chair match with Bloody Mary last night. What’s a chair match?  No one knows.  It’s one of those things we do in wrestling that doesn’t mean anything.  What’s the difference between a street fight and a no DQ match?  Or an extreme rules match and a chair match?  It’s all the sameContinue reading “You can choose to be anything in this world – why do so many choose to be turds?”

All the Bright Places

It’s hard to say things are going well when you live in a car and have three pairs of clothes.  I’ll say things are back to normal instead.  It feels wrong somehow.    I’ve heard people talk about survivor’s guilt.  I guess that’s what this is.  People in the comments have said that there was nothingContinue reading “All the Bright Places”

Make sure Neil hits the sound queue before I come out of the coffin

The sound guy at the show last night was up my ass because he wanted me to use an old song by Rob Zombie as my entrance music.  I didn’t know that Rob Zombie made shitty music, I thought he just made shitty movies. It bugs me when supernatural characters have music and video packagesContinue reading “Make sure Neil hits the sound queue before I come out of the coffin”

Be like Subway – do good

When I went into Subway this morning, they informed me that the rewards card I was using was stolen and they were calling the police.  This means that the hockey guy I stole it from took the time to report to Subway.  And that Subway took the time to flag the card in their system. Continue reading “Be like Subway – do good”

Grace’s new look

Previously on Cult is Such An Ugly Word (terrible title) – after a violent incident, Grace’s car was impounded by the Lyons PD. Since she has no license, insurance, tags, or title (and because she was depressed) Grace gave up getting the car back even though it contained all her worldly possessions. Including her ringContinue reading “Grace’s new look”

Syndrome of subjective doubles

On the show I worked last night, there was a guy who billed himself as Howard Traylor of Howard Traylor’s Dodge.  His gimmick was anyone in the crowd could fight him, and if they lasted 5 minutes they’d get a fully loaded brand new Ram.  I assumed this was a work, but from what IContinue reading “Syndrome of subjective doubles”

Who’s on your Mt. Rushmore of serial killers?

Getting back to my car and on the road was a pain in the ass but it wasn’t interesting, so I won’t talk about it.  I wonder if hitchhiking was ever really a thing or just something in movies.  A guy backstage at the show I worked last night was talking about how there areContinue reading “Who’s on your Mt. Rushmore of serial killers?”

Protect yourself at all times

I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been in a place with no mobile coverage.  I didn’t know that was possible.  A few days ago, the professor drove me in his Lexus to an area that didn’t even look like it was part of this country – just trees.  I didn’t see any buildingsContinue reading “Protect yourself at all times”

School of Hard Knockers 8 – Ivy League

I don’t feel great about mooching off the professor but I don’t hate it either.  It took a few days for him to arrange a meeting with the mystery man, and once he found out I was sleeping in my car, he set me up with a guest suite on campus.  Now I can sayContinue reading “School of Hard Knockers 8 – Ivy League”