U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Sometimes I see guys that have military gimmicks.  Some of those guys did actually serve.  Some of them did not.  Flip Gordon has backed off of it but when he first turned up on ROH he had a low level “I served my country” gimmick.  He was in the guard for six years. Playing theContinue reading “U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!”

Have you been injured in an accident? You have rights!

A guy contacted me because his girlfriend works for a personal injury lawyer.  He was saying that I could sue for having my uterus removed without my consent. I don’t really miss my uterus but if I can get a chunk of change for it why not?  I didn’t expect much to come of itContinue reading “Have you been injured in an accident? You have rights!”

Which is worse – serial killers or book snobs?

After my last post I got curious because I remember Royale saying something about a movie actress that helped him do magic.  I looked through some of the documents in his trunk and found out who he was talking about.  Bessie Love.  From Wikipedia – Bessie Love (born Juanita Horton) was an American-British actress whoContinue reading “Which is worse – serial killers or book snobs?”

Main event – Jolly Jane VS. Merlin

Some commenters have complained that I haven’t been talking about magic much lately.  That’s fair, no one is reading this because they need a behind the scenes look at wrestling.  There’s millions of sites for that.  There’s not much to say.  I’ve been trying to learn as much as I can on my own butContinue reading “Main event – Jolly Jane VS. Merlin”

The first rule of outlaw fight club is tweet about outlaw fight club daily

I’ve worked for a lot of companies with dumb names.  There are only so many different combinations of Championship and Wrestling you can put together.  I’ve never worked for OMEGA but I like that name.  The worst I think I’ve worked for was named Champions Championship Wrestling.  Last night I worked for Outlaw Fight ClubContinue reading “The first rule of outlaw fight club is tweet about outlaw fight club daily”

I wonder if Amway would sponsor a wrestler

I’ve been thinking lately about incorporating a fireball into my act.  I don’t know if anyone does this anymore since Hulk Hogan fucked up the whole thing in WCW.  I see a table set on fire and someone thrown on the table sometimes, but I’ve never see anyone throw a fireball.  I believe this isContinue reading “I wonder if Amway would sponsor a wrestler”

Kayfabe news already used the title I wanted

My car started.  I missed the Silver City show.  I missed a chance to see Eterno.  I don’t know how to feel about that really. On the topic of anti-climaxes.  A few people in the comments have complained that there was no resolution to the diner outside of Macon.  I don’t know what to tellContinue reading “Kayfabe news already used the title I wanted”

The only thing real in wrestling is the miles

My car broke down today.  It’s 24 years old.  The odometer was broken when I bought it but it was over 400,000 miles whenever it stopped worked.  I regularly drive over a thousand miles a week.  I’ve had it about nine months.  I don’t know anything about cars or maintaining them.  Oil change is allContinue reading “The only thing real in wrestling is the miles”

The T stands for Thunder

I listened to an old interview with Bad News Allen and he was talking about how what helped him is not being a mark for the business.  As long as he got paid, he didn’t care about losing or looking bad.  I nodded along in the car thinking “yeah, that’s what I got going forContinue reading “The T stands for Thunder”

Snozz? Knackered? Kip?

That British dude I mentioned before was at the show I worked last night.  I may not have this word for word, but here’s what he said on the mic – “Step up my lad and I will take you on a sailing trip and you will not like what’s under the mizzen.  I’ll runContinue reading “Snozz? Knackered? Kip?”