This morning I had I swung back to thinking that I was being silly letting myself be intimidated by a teenager. Whatever she knows and whatever she can do, she’s a child. I decided I should talk to her parents. I don’t know why that didn’t occur to me before. It wasn’t very hard toContinue reading “(untitled)”
Monthly Archives: October 2020
She knew
I didn’t get much sleep last night but eventually I nodded off. When I woke up this morning, I decided I was overreacting. I decided that I was getting worked up over nothing. I decided that this girl is not dangerous. I decided that she just learned a little magic and was doing what teenagersContinue reading “She knew”
Can’t sleep
I can’t sleep. After I got back here I sat on the bed for a long time doing nothing. I got on my phone and started going down an internet hole on Christa Pike. After a while I couldn’t get the image of her mug shot out of my head. She was halfway smiling inContinue reading “Can’t sleep”
Tl;dr
The AEPW show was fine. Benny the evil referee was snug with me but it’s nothing I can’t handle. I’ve been hurt worse for less. I got to win, which was a nice change of pace. What can I say about the MMA fight with Alyonka “Fist” Belaya? I got paid. I wasn’t planning onContinue reading “Tl;dr”
I’m Batman, I’m Awesome, I Got a Nine Pack
Check this shit out, that’s Kalisto! The guy looks like that and he can work and what do they do with him? Literally he gets thrown in the trash by Braun Strowman. How does that fucking make sense? I don’t know if he speaks English very well. I think that holds you back in McMahonland. Continue reading “I’m Batman, I’m Awesome, I Got a Nine Pack”
Total Drama Island
This is going to seem like one of those melodramatic cries for help designed to elicit sympathy or scream for attention but it’s not. I’m many things but an emotional vampire isn’t one of them. I don’t really know what it feels like to be happy. I don’t think I’m depressed or traumatized, I justContinue reading “Total Drama Island”
Differentiation between the figure of the pimp and the social reality are relevant
After the show I worked last night, I watched part of the Dark Side of the Ring about the Fabulous Moolah. She was into turning out the girls she was supposed to be training. This finally gave me an idea for some merch. A shirt that looks like the famous Andre and Hogan poster fromContinue reading “Differentiation between the figure of the pimp and the social reality are relevant”
Slaughterhouse 30
When I pulled up to the venue yesterday, I thought there had to be a mistake. It looked like the kind of place you’d see in a horror movie where a serial killer would wash his mannequins. I called the booker though and it was the right place. I think he fucked up and bookedContinue reading “Slaughterhouse 30”
Bloody Mary’s revenge
My wrist has been aching since the “Irish” Terry affair. I don’t know if I jammed it when I threw that punch or in the scuffle with the referee. My healing spell hasn’t worked very well. It feels better for a couple minutes but then the pain comes back. That’s never happened before. I’ve beenContinue reading “Bloody Mary’s revenge”
You’ll know when I knee you in the face
Last night I worked a match with “Irish” Terry McGinn. I wasn’t sure until I got there if this was an intergender match. It was not, this Terry is a woman. I get flack sometimes for not having a boxing gimmick but she actually did. Doesn’t seem like a good gimmick to me. If you’reContinue reading “You’ll know when I knee you in the face”